Song of the LoT

Gn2Dlnd · 12-31-2013, 01:08 PM

I came here to write a poem,
It needs words that rhyme, but I don't know 'em
For brains and smarts, LoT has no lackage,
Now write a line about Kevy's package

Moonliner · 01-03-2014, 11:11 AM

A mighty serpent once woken caused potent words to be spoken, mostly begging for lotion.

Gn2Dlnd · 01-06-2014, 01:39 PM

- quoth Kevy, "Or, perhaps a potion. It ain't workin', it might be broken!"

Cadaverous Pallor · 01-08-2014, 02:00 PM

So why did I come here today?
It's not like I have much to say.
Looks like Gn2 is saying hey.
A post in Open Mic, hooray!

I must respond without delay.
A Kevy penis joke, oy vey.
A redirect I shall convey.
It better be at least ok.

Rhymes are an easy game to play.
I'll keep it easy if I may.
A full 12 lines from me? No way.
I've typed them here and here they'll stay.

Gn2Dlnd · 01-10-2014, 03:08 AM

So, now that you have joined the fray
Direct the poem, so it won't stray
Towards Kevy's peen, no, stay away!

Uh, dreidel, dreidel, made of clay.

Cadaverous Pallor · 01-10-2014, 11:48 AM

orange

Moonliner · 01-10-2014, 12:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cadaverous Pallor

orange

Orange you glad our central thesis is no longer Kevy's penis.

€uroMeinke · 01-10-2014, 02:06 PM

Black

lizziebith · 01-10-2014, 02:58 PM

Back in black
And white
I've lo[s]t
The will to fight the pull
Of pencil on paper and
The past.

Snowflake · 01-10-2014, 03:02 PM

Pants

12-31-2013, 01:08 PM	#1
Gn2Dlnd Parmmadore Jim Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Casita del Queso Posts: 3,810	Song of the LoT I came here to write a poem, It needs words that rhyme, but I don't know 'em For brains and smarts, LoT has no lackage, Now write a line about Kevy's package __________________ Does anyone still wear a hat?
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01-03-2014, 11:11 AM	#2
Moonliner 8/30/14 - Disneyland -10k or Bust. Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 9,022	A mighty serpent once woken caused potent words to be spoken, mostly begging for lotion. __________________ - Taking it one step at a time.
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01-06-2014, 01:39 PM	#3
Gn2Dlnd Parmmadore Jim Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Casita del Queso Posts: 3,810	- quoth Kevy, "Or, perhaps a potion. It ain't workin', it might be broken!" __________________ Does anyone still wear a hat?
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01-08-2014, 02:00 PM	#4
Cadaverous Pallor ohhhh baby Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Parental Bliss Posts: 12,364	So why did I come here today? It's not like I have much to say. Looks like Gn2 is saying hey. A post in Open Mic, hooray! I must respond without delay. A Kevy penis joke, oy vey. A redirect I shall convey. It better be at least ok. Rhymes are an easy game to play. I'll keep it easy if I may. A full 12 lines from me? No way. I've typed them here and here they'll stay. __________________ The second star to the right shines in the night for you
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01-10-2014, 03:08 AM	#5
Gn2Dlnd Parmmadore Jim Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Casita del Queso Posts: 3,810	So, now that you have joined the fray Direct the poem, so it won't stray Towards Kevy's peen, no, stay away! Uh, dreidel, dreidel, made of clay. __________________ Does anyone still wear a hat?
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01-10-2014, 11:48 AM	#6
Cadaverous Pallor ohhhh baby Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Parental Bliss Posts: 12,364	orange __________________ The second star to the right shines in the night for you
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€uroMeinke L'Hédoniste Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: A.S.C.O.T. Posts: 8,671	Black __________________ I would believe only in a God that knows how to Dance. Friedrich Nietzsche
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lizziebith Wishing these titles could be longe Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Pearblossom CA Posts: 984	Back in black And white I've lo[s]t The will to fight the pull Of pencil on paper and The past. __________________ $ DO \|\| !$ DO ; TRY TRY: COMMAND NOT FOUND
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01-10-2014, 03:02 PM	#10
Snowflake lost in the fog Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: San Francisco Posts: 7,831	Pants __________________ Be yourself; everyone else is already taken. - Oscar Wilde
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