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				Happy Friggin' Mother's Day
			 
			All you mothers! 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			(call mom) 
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		 My sister and I took my mom out for brunch yesterday at the Warehouse in Marina del Rey.  Very fun!  Today, I imagine she's at church bragging to all her friends about where her daughters took her for lunch.   
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
	![]() Today, I'm at home where my dogs are busy showing how much they love and appreciate me by snoozing.... ![]() I love my mom! Happy Momma's Day to all those who care for their kids, whether they be human or furry (or both, depending....)! ![]()  | 
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		 Happy Mom's Day to all!  
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
	Gn2, have fun at the park with your mommy. *Toot*!  | 
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			Join Date: Jan 2005 
				Location: follow the yellow brick road and take a left 
				
				
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		 Happy Mommie's Day everyone! 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			Mine's been very quiet! I didn't have to get up early, slept til 9:30, had coffee, read my paper. The kids made their own Eggo waffles..and didn't make a huge mess. I took a tiny nap...and then the kids suprised me with gifts...nice gift card to Limited and Crabtree and Evelyn. Hubby gave me a trip to Vegas in July when the kids are at the Grandparents! Whoo hoo! I'm still in my pj's...hair's up in a pony tail..Kat and I are going to make homemade bread...and we're being very very lazy! No dinner out for me today...Hubby is working! The price you pay for being married to a resturantier! Mother's Day is THE busiest day of the year industry wide! 
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		 Happy Mother's Day to all the moms at the LoT!  
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 Happy Mother's DAy all! 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
	I had the best Mother's Day I've had in a long time, if not ever. Hope all da mom's had a great day!   I got a beautiful boquet of flowers, a big ol' bottle of pink sugar and a Sephora Gift Card which are always much appreciated!    and my brother brought pizza from my favoritest pizza place over so I didn't have to cook. Aces he is I tell you!!  ![]()  | 
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		 Lol- my brother tried to hit me up for money- wanna trade? 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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 I tried! LOL thanks for the laugh!! I'd share some pizza if there was any left! ![]()  | 
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		 "Happy Friggin' Mother's Day" sounds like it should be followed by something like, 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			"Here's the new housecoat I bought you!" or "Here it is, a brand spankin' new carton of Pall Malls, just for you!" or "This year, I splurged and got you the best damn box of wine money can buy!"     ![]() 
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			 It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time!!! 
			
		
			
				
			
			
			Join Date: Jan 2005 
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    My Mom cracked open the Franzia, (sucking directly from the enclosed wine bag, as the box just slows things down)  as I sparked up a Newport and burped out "Happy Mother's day, you friggin' broad!" Then, the LAPD came (as they do every holiday) and hauled me off screeching & kicking as I winged the celebratory Mother's Day bottles of Mad Dog 20/20 & Night Train at my Mom's head. That'll teach her to stay at of the bathroom while I'm trying to mix meth in the tub. It's not like I didn't bring my own 800 boxes of Sudafed & Tylenol Flu & Cold. At least she posted bail in time for me to make the 11:00 shift at Bob's Classy Lady. No holding tank can keep this girl away from the pole that long. Okay, my Mom, who is actually a proud member of the Los Angeles Sheriff's Dept., would die if she saw this post. (Die laughing!) ![]() Happy Mother's Day, Mom!!    I love you oodles & poodles! Thank you for tolerating all of my drama! And Lordy, isn't there always a ton?    Happy Mother's Day to all you Mom's! ![]() Last edited by AllyOops! : 05-09-2005 at 01:23 PM.  | 
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