Hey, this thread has Disney parks, naked girls and Star Wars

flippyshark · 06-02-2005, 04:46 PM

I wasn't sure where to post this, but, hey, this section of the boards is called PLAYBOY, and that sure applies.

Anyhow, I did something yesterday I haven't done since I was about fourteen. I actually purchased an issue of Playboy magazine. Why? Well, I won't waste anyone's time pretending I wanted to read the articles (the Paul Giamatti interview was surprisingly boring). No, it's because this months Playmate is Kara Monaco, one-time Magic Kingdom Cinderella, Alice, Ariel, etc. There's a picture of her in Alice costume right there on the Playmate Data Sheet. (Always a compelling read.)

I read about this in the Orlando Sentinel, and figured this was a must-add to my Disney collection. (Hey, it's an excuse.) The paper wondered what Disney thought about this kind of publicity.

But wait! There's more. There's an entire 2-page spread about Hugh Hefner's trip to Disney World! (You may recall my earlier thread, in which I told of how I drove Hef and his harem around on the Backlot Tour.) Could this issue get any more Disney-fied?

Yes, it could! Right there on the Party Jokes page is the following (I caution you, this is REALLY LAME) joke:

A man went to his doctor and said, "When I got up this morning, I instinctively put on a pair of white gloves and called my wife Minnie. On the way to work, I couldn't help singing "Hi Ho Hi Ho, It's Off To Work I Go." And at the offfice, I called my boss Grumpy. What's the matter with me?"

Isn't it obvious?" the doctor said. "You're having Disney spells."

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, this incredibly dumb joke was in Playboy. Not Reader's Digest, not Highlights For Children, but Playboy.

So, I haven't read this particular periodical for a long time, but, when I was a kid, I always thought of it as being sort of, you know, swanky, sophisticated. I guess times change. The best word I can come up with to describe the magazine now before me is, well, nerdy.

Take the cover, for instance. It features a semi-nude but very lovely Asian woman holding a light saber. The cover proclaims that this is a special Star Wars Collector's Issue! I guess this woman was in Episode 3. I've seen it, but I don't remember her. Anyhow, don't miss your chance to see "Bai Ling NAKED!" Plus, there is a feature article full of Star Wars trivia, and a whole section of video game reviews. Jeez. When did Playboy become GamePro with naked girls?

Get this special Collector's Issue while you can!

Cadaverous Pallor · 06-02-2005, 07:47 PM

Hehehe. I guess they realized that it's not pipe smoking millionaires in club chairs "reading" their magazine, it's pimply teenage dorks that can't get girlfriends.

Oh, and YOU, of course, Flippy.

MickeyLumbo · 06-02-2005, 07:52 PM

i shall put on my smoking jacking and await the postman's delivery of my subscription!

SacTown Chronic · 06-03-2005, 12:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MickeyLumbo

i shall put on my smoking jacking and await the postman's delivery of my subscription!

The postman always rings twice for MickeyLumbo...and maybe a third time. Of course for him, the postman is the package. Or is it the postman's package that is the package?

MickeyLumbo · 06-03-2005, 07:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SacTown Chronic

The postman always rings twice for MickeyLumbo...and maybe a third time. Of course for him, the postman is the package. Or is it the postman's package that is the package?

postman- Feh!

FedEx? Now you're talkin!

Spoiler:

Kevy Baby · 06-05-2005, 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MickeyLumbo

I shall put on my smoking jacking and await the postman's delivery of my subscription!

Interesting Freudian slip.

MickeyLumbo · 06-05-2005, 09:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kevy Baby

Interesting Freudian slip.

MerryPrankster · 06-02-2005, 07:49 PM

Playboy is now for the kids and the geriatrics (ummm...yeah -- I know of a certain septuagenarian that subscribes.) So where does that leave Penthouse and Hustler...swanky or skanky?

mousepod · 06-02-2005, 08:24 PM

My friend Julien bought me a subscription to Playboy for my Bar Mitzvah. Every year, my Mom dutifully renewed my subscription. By the time I was 16, I just got bored and let the sub lapse. I don't think I've bought a Playboy since the Madonna issue in 1985.

Mr. Fusion · 06-02-2005, 08:53 PM

Back in the day, my dad had a huge stash of Playboy magazines from the late 80's in the garage. I used to look through them every now and then, and sometimes I'd even point them out to friends when they'd come over and play. Of course, my mom found out about that little treasure trove eventually and threw all of them out.

Although I don't remember much, I do recall reading some pretty funny jokes. Then again, I was 10 or 11, so hilarious back then had a different standard.

I haven't read a Playboy in years, but from what I hear, Maxim has become what Playboy used to be in terms of the articles.

06-02-2005, 04:46 PM	#1
flippyshark Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Orlando, FL Posts: 2,852	Hey, this thread has Disney parks, naked girls and Star Wars I wasn't sure where to post this, but, hey, this section of the boards is called PLAYBOY, and that sure applies. Anyhow, I did something yesterday I haven't done since I was about fourteen. I actually purchased an issue of Playboy magazine. Why? Well, I won't waste anyone's time pretending I wanted to read the articles (the Paul Giamatti interview was surprisingly boring). No, it's because this months Playmate is Kara Monaco, one-time Magic Kingdom Cinderella, Alice, Ariel, etc. There's a picture of her in Alice costume right there on the Playmate Data Sheet. (Always a compelling read.) I read about this in the Orlando Sentinel, and figured this was a must-add to my Disney collection. (Hey, it's an excuse.) The paper wondered what Disney thought about this kind of publicity. But wait! There's more. There's an entire 2-page spread about Hugh Hefner's trip to Disney World! (You may recall my earlier thread, in which I told of how I drove Hef and his harem around on the Backlot Tour.) Could this issue get any more Disney-fied? Yes, it could! Right there on the Party Jokes page is the following (I caution you, this is REALLY LAME) joke: A man went to his doctor and said, "When I got up this morning, I instinctively put on a pair of white gloves and called my wife Minnie. On the way to work, I couldn't help singing "Hi Ho Hi Ho, It's Off To Work I Go." And at the offfice, I called my boss Grumpy. What's the matter with me?" Isn't it obvious?" the doctor said. "You're having Disney spells." Yes, ladies and gentlemen, this incredibly dumb joke was in Playboy. Not Reader's Digest, not Highlights For Children, but Playboy. So, I haven't read this particular periodical for a long time, but, when I was a kid, I always thought of it as being sort of, you know, swanky, sophisticated. I guess times change. The best word I can come up with to describe the magazine now before me is, well, nerdy. Take the cover, for instance. It features a semi-nude but very lovely Asian woman holding a light saber. The cover proclaims that this is a special Star Wars Collector's Issue! I guess this woman was in Episode 3. I've seen it, but I don't remember her. Anyhow, don't miss your chance to see "Bai Ling NAKED!" Plus, there is a feature article full of Star Wars trivia, and a whole section of video game reviews. Jeez. When did Playboy become GamePro with naked girls? Get this special Collector's Issue while you can!
	Submit to Quotes

06-02-2005, 07:47 PM	#2
Cadaverous Pallor ohhhh baby Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Parental Bliss Posts: 12,364	Hehehe. I guess they realized that it's not pipe smoking millionaires in club chairs "reading" their magazine, it's pimply teenage dorks that can't get girlfriends. Oh, and YOU, of course, Flippy. __________________ The second star to the right shines in the night for you
	Submit to Quotes

06-02-2005, 07:52 PM	#3
MickeyLumbo thankfully grateful Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: shangrila Posts: 1,388	i shall put on my smoking jacking and await the postman's delivery of my subscription! __________________
	Submit to Quotes

06-02-2005, 07:49 PM	#8
MerryPrankster Swanky Panky! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Hell's Kitchen Posts: 541	Playboy is now for the kids and the geriatrics (ummm...yeah -- I know of a certain septuagenarian that subscribes.) So where does that leave Penthouse and Hustler...swanky or skanky? __________________ My advice to the women of America is to raise more hell and fewer dahlias. ~~ William Allen White
	Submit to Quotes

06-02-2005, 08:24 PM	#9
mousepod You broke your Ramadar! Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,635	My friend Julien bought me a subscription to Playboy for my Bar Mitzvah. Every year, my Mom dutifully renewed my subscription. By the time I was 16, I just got bored and let the sub lapse. I don't think I've bought a Playboy since the Madonna issue in 1985. __________________ "Give the public everything you can give them, keep the place as clean as you can keep it, keep it friendly" - Walt Disney
	Submit to Quotes

06-02-2005, 08:53 PM	#10
Mr. Fusion Grateful for Swank Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Northridge, CA Posts: 71	Back in the day, my dad had a huge stash of Playboy magazines from the late 80's in the garage. I used to look through them every now and then, and sometimes I'd even point them out to friends when they'd come over and play. Of course, my mom found out about that little treasure trove eventually and threw all of them out. Although I don't remember much, I do recall reading some pretty funny jokes. Then again, I was 10 or 11, so hilarious back then had a different standard. I haven't read a Playboy in years, but from what I hear, Maxim has become what Playboy used to be in terms of the articles. __________________
	Submit to Quotes