They're gunning for me....and my dad

SacTown Chronic · 07-22-2005, 10:02 AM

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Actually, it's not a bad idea. Send my dad and some of his friends to tell long, rambling and pointless stories to the insurgents. Couple hours of storytelling and they'll lose the will to fight.

I say raise the age limit to 60. If Bush enlists, I'll enlist -- and that's a promise. I'll proudly follow him into battle. I'll even call him sir. And mean it.

I'm such an asshole. Praise Allah!

Nephythys · 07-22-2005, 10:31 AM

Other than in a paranoid mind set- how in the hell does raising the recruiting age mean they are "gunning" for you?

This is easy- don't enlist.

Good god- is everyone out to "get" you and yours?

SacTown Chronic · 07-22-2005, 10:53 AM

My post was (mostly) in jest.

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I'll proudly follow him into battle. I'll even call him sir.

See what I mean? Jest.

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Originally Posted by Darling Nephy

Good god- is everyone out to "get" you and yours?

Maybe. My paranoia has helped me survive eight assassination attempts.

Name · 07-22-2005, 11:32 AM

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Originally Posted by SacTown Chronic

Maybe. My paranoia has helped me survive eight assassination attempts.

Umm, yeah, but were they trying to assasinate you, I know I have survived one or two assasination attempts myself, I know one of them was the attempt on reagan.

SacTown Chronic · 07-22-2005, 11:42 AM

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Umm, yeah, but were they trying to assasinate you,

Don't go bursting my paranoid bubble.

Hey, now that you mention it, one time the guy yelled "You ruined the Beatles, bitch!" right before his gun mis-fired. I thought he was talking to me but now I wonder. You've given me a lot to think about, my friend.

Kevy Baby · 07-22-2005, 06:54 PM

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Originally Posted by SacTown Chronic

My paranoia has helped me survive eight assassination attempts.

And how many character assassination attempts?

Ghoulish Delight · 07-22-2005, 11:36 AM

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.

€uroMeinke · 07-22-2005, 05:26 PM

Woohoo - I'm 43, safe till the next increase

scaeagles · 07-22-2005, 06:51 PM

36 here....approaching 37 soon. Does major surgery affect your eligibility?

Ghoulish Delight · 07-22-2005, 09:08 PM

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36 here....approaching 37 soon. Does major surgery affect your eligibility?

37?!?!?!

(for the Clerks fans)

07-22-2005, 10:02 AM	#1
SacTown Chronic the myth of the dream Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 2,217	They're gunning for me....and my dad Link Actually, it's not a bad idea. Send my dad and some of his friends to tell long, rambling and pointless stories to the insurgents. Couple hours of storytelling and they'll lose the will to fight. I say raise the age limit to 60. If Bush enlists, I'll enlist -- and that's a promise. I'll proudly follow him into battle. I'll even call him sir. And mean it. I'm such an asshole. Praise Allah! __________________ Is it the fingers, or the brain that you're teaching a lesson?
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Nephythys Yeah, that's about it- Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: In a state of constant crap to get done Posts: 2,688	Other than in a paranoid mind set- how in the hell does raising the recruiting age mean they are "gunning" for you? This is easy- don't enlist. Good god- is everyone out to "get" you and yours?
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Ghoulish Delight I Floop the Pig Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Alternative Swankstyle Posts: 19,348	Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you. __________________ 'He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me.' -TJ
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€uroMeinke L'Hédoniste Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: A.S.C.O.T. Posts: 8,671	Woohoo - I'm 43, safe till the next increase __________________ I would believe only in a God that knows how to Dance. Friedrich Nietzsche
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07-22-2005, 06:51 PM	#9
scaeagles I LIKE! Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 7,819	36 here....approaching 37 soon. Does major surgery affect your eligibility?
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