Pms

Betty · 09-26-2005, 02:29 PM

It makes crazy
Just out of my mind
I think of divorce
nearly every time

I never recognize it
Until it's all done
Then I look back
and think - Oh my - what fun!

My poor family I'm afraid
Gets more than their share
Of Mom going crazy
Several times a year

So my friends I must tell you
That other poem that I wrote
The once where my huband
was a bit more than a goat

Well, I regret writing it
But it sure felt true at the time
The world just sucked
And nothing was fine

And now - things are great
There'll be no divorce
Unless my husband begins acting
like an ass... then of course.

note: I'm not a depressed crazy woman every month - just once or twice a year apparently. You'd think I'd recognize it by now but apparently not.

wendybeth · 09-26-2005, 02:39 PM

Great, Betty!

I always tell my family that just because I have PMS doesn't mean I don't have a reason to be pissed- I am just far more likely to say something about it.

SacTown Chronic · 09-26-2005, 02:42 PM

The cure for pms
is good ganja
or so I've heard
gone are the cramps and nausea

wendybeth · 09-26-2005, 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SacTown Chronic

The cure for pms
is good ganja
or so I've heard
gone are the cramps and nausea

(Pssst, Sac- the P stands for 'Pre').

AllyOops! · 09-27-2005, 09:34 AM

Snaps, Betty!

Aww! we share the same cycle! You know what they say about women in sync..does this mean that every femme on the LoT is surfing the crimson tide at the same exact time? Just curious.

I wish I had something fun to post.

I just get cranky, crampy, emotional and go nuts on blue cheese filled green olives (salty!) and a tall glass of apple juice (sweet!). I also try to pop water pills like tic tacs because I become one giant cankle.

Why, I'm cramping right now!

Ghoulish Delight · 09-26-2005, 02:41 PM

Who knew private messaging could be so emotional.

09-26-2005, 02:29 PM	#1
Betty Kicking up my heels! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: The Silver State Posts: 3,783	Pms It makes crazy Just out of my mind I think of divorce nearly every time I never recognize it Until it's all done Then I look back and think - Oh my - what fun! My poor family I'm afraid Gets more than their share Of Mom going crazy Several times a year So my friends I must tell you That other poem that I wrote The once where my huband was a bit more than a goat Well, I regret writing it But it sure felt true at the time The world just sucked And nothing was fine And now - things are great There'll be no divorce Unless my husband begins acting like an ass... then of course. note: I'm not a depressed crazy woman every month - just once or twice a year apparently. You'd think I'd recognize it by now but apparently not. Last edited by Betty : 09-26-2005 at 02:31 PM. Reason: Fix a typo
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09-26-2005, 02:39 PM	#2
wendybeth Nevermind Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 7,847	Great, Betty! I always tell my family that just because I have PMS doesn't mean I don't have a reason to be pissed- I am just far more likely to say something about it. __________________
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09-26-2005, 02:42 PM	#3
SacTown Chronic the myth of the dream Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 2,217	The cure for pms is good ganja or so I've heard gone are the cramps and nausea
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09-27-2005, 09:34 AM	#5
AllyOops! It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time!!! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Introspection Intersection Posts: 1,207	Snaps, Betty! Aww! we share the same cycle! You know what they say about women in sync..does this mean that every femme on the LoT is surfing the crimson tide at the same exact time? Just curious. I wish I had something fun to post. I just get cranky, crampy, emotional and go nuts on blue cheese filled green olives (salty!) and a tall glass of apple juice (sweet!). I also try to pop water pills like tic tacs because I become one giant cankle. Why, I'm cramping right now!
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09-26-2005, 02:41 PM	#6
Ghoulish Delight I Floop the Pig Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Alternative Swankstyle Posts: 19,348	Who knew private messaging could be so emotional. __________________ 'He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me.' -TJ
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