On the menu today: horse penis and testicles with a chilli dip

SzczerbiakManiac · 02-23-2006, 02:14 PM

Feel free to call me a culturally insensitive bigot—I don't care. This is just nasty! The following is review of a restaurant in China whose entire menu consists of animal penises and testicles.

Unless you're not allowed to surf to pages containing the word "penis" (like, I suppose, this one), it's work safe.

innerSpaceman · 02-23-2006, 02:29 PM

"In China, you are what you eat, and The Daily Telegraph's nutritionist, Zhu Yan, said the clients were mainly men eager to improve their yang, or virility"

Yes, that's true in China ... meaning that everyone who eats at this restaurant is a total DICK!

MouseWife · 02-23-2006, 04:25 PM

Ew!! That is totally gross!!

I saw pics from a chi-chi dinner. It was disgusting. They were eating alligator. They had the entire alligator there, opened up, head to look at.
Well, it wasn't a large alligator but still.

There were other 'animals' there, it was gross.

I didn't see any penises.

AllyOops! · 02-23-2006, 05:26 PM

As an absolute animal lover, you, too, can call me a culturally insensitive bigot. Like SM, I don't care, either. In fact I welcome it! I mean, why not just each other?

Having said that, I'm not eating anywhere where I have to fellate every course. I've gone 33 yrs. without being teabagged by my entree. I don't intend on starting now.

Disneyphile · 02-23-2006, 05:22 PM

Well, this is one place where you'd go in and ask for a kid's menu and receive a listing of various dishes with young goat penises.

Capt Jack · 02-23-2006, 05:30 PM

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Originally Posted by SzczerbiakManiac

Feel free to call me a culturally insensitive bigot—I don't care.

ok, youre a culturally insensitive bigot

......but youre not wrong. (so I guess I am too)

there are many delicious parts of various animals (my apologies to my veggie associates, cohorts and others).......however penis (and friends), IMO is NOWHERE ON THAT LIST.

(PS: ROFL... I havent heard it called 'teabagged' in ages.)

Not Afraid · 02-23-2006, 06:07 PM

"Eat Michael for me."

BarTopDancer · 02-23-2006, 06:21 PM

I am so glad I gave up meat.

This is dis-gus-ting.

LSPoorEeyorick · 02-23-2006, 06:24 PM

I worship the Veg like a resident of Tottington Hall.

Cheeeeeeese!

Isaac · 02-23-2006, 07:04 PM

I wonder if they do this out of spite since their own penis are so small.

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Originally Posted by AllyOfTheDolls

I've gone 33 yrs. without being teabagged by my entree.

Liar.

02-23-2006, 02:14 PM	#1
SzczerbiakManiac "ZER-bee-ak" Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,409	On the menu today: horse penis and testicles with a chilli dip Feel free to call me a culturally insensitive bigot—I don't care. This is just nasty! The following is review of a restaurant in China whose entire menu consists of animal penises and testicles. Unless you're not allowed to surf to pages containing the word "penis" (like, I suppose, this one), it's work safe.
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02-23-2006, 02:29 PM	#2
innerSpaceman Kink of Swank Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Inner Space Posts: 13,075	"In China, you are what you eat, and The Daily Telegraph's nutritionist, Zhu Yan, said the clients were mainly men eager to improve their yang, or virility" Yes, that's true in China ... meaning that everyone who eats at this restaurant is a total DICK!
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02-23-2006, 04:25 PM	#3
MouseWife Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Da' Beach Posts: 2,957	Ew!! That is totally gross!! I saw pics from a chi-chi dinner. It was disgusting. They were eating alligator. They had the entire alligator there, opened up, head to look at. Well, it wasn't a large alligator but still. There were other 'animals' there, it was gross. I didn't see any penises. __________________ Summa' time....when the livins' easy.........
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02-23-2006, 05:26 PM	#4
AllyOops! It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time!!! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Introspection Intersection Posts: 1,207	As an absolute animal lover, you, too, can call me a culturally insensitive bigot. Like SM, I don't care, either. In fact I welcome it! I mean, why not just each other? Having said that, I'm not eating anywhere where I have to fellate every course. I've gone 33 yrs. without being teabagged by my entree. I don't intend on starting now.
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Disneyphile SQUIRREL! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: On the curbside. Posts: 5,098	Well, this is one place where you'd go in and ask for a kid's menu and receive a listing of various dishes with young goat penises.
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02-23-2006, 06:07 PM	#7
Not Afraid HI! Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 17,108	"Eat Michael for me."
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BarTopDancer Prepping... Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Here, there, everywhere Posts: 11,405	I am so glad I gave up meat. This is dis-gus-ting. __________________ Spork is the new MacGyver Postcards From My Edge
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LSPoorEeyorick scribblin' Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: in the moment Posts: 3,872	I worship the Veg like a resident of Tottington Hall. Cheeeeeeese!
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