How shall I properly Swank on my Bday?

BunnyTravolta · 07-06-2006, 08:15 AM

Today is #33 for me, and I need advice on how to have a proper and totally hep Swanky Bday.
Suggestions?

Boony

wendybeth · 07-06-2006, 08:26 AM

Stay away from Spokane.

(But then, you already knew that, didn't you?

)

Have fun, whatever you do!

Prudence · 07-06-2006, 08:55 AM

He's got relatives in Spokane. I've been there. It's a scary, scary place.

I could skip class tonight? (yeah, twist my arm). Dindins somewhere? Takeout? Naked Anatomy Twister loud enough to frighten the new neighbors? Rent a movie? Lie on the couch like slugs?

Brigitte · 07-06-2006, 10:01 AM

Spokane's not bad, it's just not the west side. CDA on the other hand is a nice place

FEJ · 07-06-2006, 10:58 AM

I misread the title originally as "Who shall I properly Swank on my Bday?"

hee hee

oops

€uroMeinke · 07-06-2006, 02:58 PM

Everyone swanks to their own beat, but in my mind a swanking can be had with little effort:

First off, I'd recommend cocktails be involved - something shaken, not stired and served in a cocktail glass. Of course, there are exceptions, such as a Mojito, which is swank in it's own right.

Second, you ought to work in some reclining. While one can engage in swank conversation upright, the swank is much increased when one is leaning back, legs in a relaxed possibly crossed position while a cocktail is delicately balanced in hand.

Third, esoteric conversation - banter about anything really, though you should pause to think about some nuance normally overlooked - the fashion involved in sporting uniforms, which pleasures create the most hedons - and devising the scientific method to test those theories, even the weather can be fine, especially if discussing the Punjab.

I think that will get you started...

Cadaverous Pallor · 07-06-2006, 03:35 PM

I'd suggest that even if you choose to stay at home, you should wear something swanky, yet comfy. When you've got snazzy drapes, you're not being lazy, you're lounging.

07-06-2006, 08:15 AM	#1
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wendybeth Nevermind Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 7,847	Stay away from Spokane. (But then, you already knew that, didn't you? ) Have fun, whatever you do! __________________
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Prudence Beelzeboobs, Esq. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Gavel - I haz it Posts: 6,287	He's got relatives in Spokane. I've been there. It's a scary, scary place. I could skip class tonight? (yeah, twist my arm). Dindins somewhere? Takeout? Naked Anatomy Twister loud enough to frighten the new neighbors? Rent a movie? Lie on the couch like slugs? __________________ traguna macoities tracorum satis de
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07-06-2006, 10:01 AM	#4
Brigitte Whatcha doin'? Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Loungin' with the kids Posts: 418	Spokane's not bad, it's just not the west side. CDA on the other hand is a nice place
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FEJ Living Now Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 563	I misread the title originally as "Who shall I properly Swank on my Bday?" hee hee oops
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€uroMeinke L'Hédoniste Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: A.S.C.O.T. Posts: 8,671	Everyone swanks to their own beat, but in my mind a swanking can be had with little effort: First off, I'd recommend cocktails be involved - something shaken, not stired and served in a cocktail glass. Of course, there are exceptions, such as a Mojito, which is swank in it's own right. Second, you ought to work in some reclining. While one can engage in swank conversation upright, the swank is much increased when one is leaning back, legs in a relaxed possibly crossed position while a cocktail is delicately balanced in hand. Third, esoteric conversation - banter about anything really, though you should pause to think about some nuance normally overlooked - the fashion involved in sporting uniforms, which pleasures create the most hedons - and devising the scientific method to test those theories, even the weather can be fine, especially if discussing the Punjab. I think that will get you started... __________________ I would believe only in a God that knows how to Dance. Friedrich Nietzsche
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Cadaverous Pallor ohhhh baby Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Parental Bliss Posts: 12,364	I'd suggest that even if you choose to stay at home, you should wear something swanky, yet comfy. When you've got snazzy drapes, you're not being lazy, you're lounging. __________________ The second star to the right shines in the night for you
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