Dear:

tracilicious · 07-08-2006, 06:03 PM

Arizona, stop sucking.

Dear Washington, stop trying to suck me in with your temperate weather and your constant job offers. It's not going to happen.

Dear Nutty Family, If you call me and I don't answer my cell phone, chances are I didn't hear it ring or was otherwise busy. If you keep calling, texting, paging, and leaving messages, I will assume you are crazy and avoid you like the plague for four days. I will not call you back more quickly because you are frantically trying to get ahold of me for no good reason.

Dear neighbors, please stop mowing your lawn more than we do. You're making us look bad.

Dear LoT, you rock. Don't change.

Dear baby, please stop pressing keys while I'm typing. It's annoying.

Dear politics, you are boring and pointless. Leave me alone already.

Dear readers, add your own "dear _____" in the following posts.

Prudence · 07-08-2006, 07:56 PM

Dear tracilicious,

Come visit our temperate weather! There are many exciting job opportunities!

Love,

Citizens of Washington

Prudence · 07-08-2006, 08:02 PM

Dear asswipe in the piece of sh!t pick-up behind me on the freeway, my car is not very tall and I know that you can see the gas tanker in front of me with the "flammable" placard prominently displayed. I have no interest in smashing my vehicle into the back of a gas tanker so that you can get to your destination some fraction of a second earlier. Please stop trying to climb into my truck. Shouldn't you be off fvcking small forest animals and shooting at beer bottles? Get your piece of crap conveyence off the freeway and find some place where civilized people don't have to look at your sorry in-bred excuse for a face.

No love,
Me.

Not Afraid · 07-09-2006, 12:23 AM

Dear stoned asswipe driver:

If you drive 55 in the fast lane, the cops will know that something is wrong with you. Get a clue or get out of the fast lane.

Love,

70 mps.

DisneyFan25863 · 07-09-2006, 01:18 AM

Dear person who hit my brand new car,

If you run into someone in the parking lot, leaving a huge black smear across their front bumper, please leave your contact information.

Thank you,

Driver who must now pay $500 for a paint job and a new headlight cover thingy.

Motorboat Cruiser · 07-09-2006, 01:44 AM

Dear MBC,

Please look next time before you place a 44 ounce beverage down on a coaster. Make sure that all of the cup is on the coaster so that it doesn't tip over and cause a waterfall of Diet Pepsi to cascade down from the coffee table.

Sincerely,
Your white carpet

wendybeth · 07-09-2006, 10:54 AM

Dear Wendy,

Wtf were you thinking? How long did you think I was going to last with all you savages shedding and spilling and puking up furballs all over the place? I used to be a lovely shade of lightest sage- now I look like a Dalmatian with the flu. Piss off- I'm moving in with MBC.

Sincerely,
Your ex-carpet.

Gemini Cricket · 07-09-2006, 11:49 AM

Dear Prudence, won't you come out to play
Dear Prudence, greet the brand new day
The sun is up, the sky is blue
It's beautiful and so are you

Dear Prudence won't you come out to play

Dear Prudence open up your eyes
Dear Prudence see the sunny skies
The wind is low the birds will sing
That you are part of everything
Dear Prudence won't you open up your eyes?

Look around around
Look around around around
Look around

Dear Prudence let me see you smile
Dear Prudence like a little child
The clouds will be a daisy chain
So let me see you smile again
Dear Prudence won't you let me see you smile?

Dear Prudence, won't you come out to play
Dear Prudence, greet the brand new day
The sun is up, the sky is blue
It's beautiful and so are you
Dear Prudence won't you come out and play

Look around around
Look around around around
Look around

We can work it out....

(Alanis song. I always think of this when I see Prudence's name & when I saw the title of this thread.

)

Gemini Cricket · 07-09-2006, 11:51 AM

Dear Mr. President
Come take a walk with me
Let's pretend we're just two people and
You're not better than me
I'd like to ask you some questions if we can speak honestly

What do you feel when you see all the homeless on the street
Who do you pray for at night before you go to sleep
What do you feel when you look in the mirror
Are you proud

How do you sleep while the rest of us cry
How do you dream when a mother has no chance to say goodbye
How do you walk with your head held high
Can you even look me in the eye
And tell me why

Dear Mr. President
Were you a lonely boy
Are you a lonely boy
Are you a lonely boy
How can you say
No child is left behind
We're not dumb and we're not blind
They're all sitting in your cells
While you pave the road to hell

What kind of father would take his own daughter's rights away
And what kind of father might hate his own daughter if she were gay
I can only imagine what the first lady has to say
You've come a long way from whiskey and cocaine

How do you sleep while the rest of us cry
How do you dream when a mother has no chance to say goodbye
How do you walk with your head held high
Can you even look me in the eye

Let me tell you bout hard work
Minimum wage with a baby on the way
Let me tell you bout hard work
Rebuilding your house after the bombs took them away
Let me tell you bout hard work
Building a bed out of a cardboard box
Let me tell you bout hard work
Hard work
Hard work
You don't know nothing bout hard work
Hard work
Hard work
Oh

How do you sleep at night
How do you walk with your head held high
Dear Mr. President
You'd never take a walk with me

Would You?

Ghoulish Delight · 07-10-2006, 08:36 AM

Dear Gemini Cricket,

Dear Prudence is a Beatles song.

Sincerely,
The 60's

07-08-2006, 06:03 PM	#1
tracilicious avatar transition Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: in-between Posts: 2,487	Dear: Arizona, stop sucking. Dear Washington, stop trying to suck me in with your temperate weather and your constant job offers. It's not going to happen. Dear Nutty Family, If you call me and I don't answer my cell phone, chances are I didn't hear it ring or was otherwise busy. If you keep calling, texting, paging, and leaving messages, I will assume you are crazy and avoid you like the plague for four days. I will not call you back more quickly because you are frantically trying to get ahold of me for no good reason. Dear neighbors, please stop mowing your lawn more than we do. You're making us look bad. Dear LoT, you rock. Don't change. Dear baby, please stop pressing keys while I'm typing. It's annoying. Dear politics, you are boring and pointless. Leave me alone already. Dear readers, add your own "dear _____" in the following posts. __________________ And now Harry, let us step into the night and pursue that flighty temptress, adventure! - Albus Dumbledore
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Prudence Beelzeboobs, Esq. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Gavel - I haz it Posts: 6,287	Dear tracilicious, Come visit our temperate weather! There are many exciting job opportunities! Love, Citizens of Washington __________________ traguna macoities tracorum satis de
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07-08-2006, 08:02 PM	#3
Prudence Beelzeboobs, Esq. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Gavel - I haz it Posts: 6,287	Dear asswipe in the piece of sh!t pick-up behind me on the freeway, my car is not very tall and I know that you can see the gas tanker in front of me with the "flammable" placard prominently displayed. I have no interest in smashing my vehicle into the back of a gas tanker so that you can get to your destination some fraction of a second earlier. Please stop trying to climb into my truck. Shouldn't you be off fvcking small forest animals and shooting at beer bottles? Get your piece of crap conveyence off the freeway and find some place where civilized people don't have to look at your sorry in-bred excuse for a face. No love, Me. __________________ traguna macoities tracorum satis de
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07-09-2006, 12:23 AM	#4
Not Afraid HI! Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 17,108	Dear stoned asswipe driver: If you drive 55 in the fast lane, the cops will know that something is wrong with you. Get a clue or get out of the fast lane. Love, 70 mps.
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DisneyFan25863 Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Stevenson Ranch, CA Posts: 464	Dear person who hit my brand new car, If you run into someone in the parking lot, leaving a huge black smear across their front bumper, please leave your contact information. Thank you, Driver who must now pay $500 for a paint job and a new headlight cover thingy.
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07-09-2006, 01:44 AM	#6
Motorboat Cruiser Cruiser of Motorboats Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: So Cal Posts: 3,665	Dear MBC, Please look next time before you place a 44 ounce beverage down on a coaster. Make sure that all of the cup is on the coaster so that it doesn't tip over and cause a waterfall of Diet Pepsi to cascade down from the coffee table. Sincerely, Your white carpet
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07-09-2006, 10:54 AM	#7
wendybeth Nevermind Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 7,847	Dear Wendy, Wtf were you thinking? How long did you think I was going to last with all you savages shedding and spilling and puking up furballs all over the place? I used to be a lovely shade of lightest sage- now I look like a Dalmatian with the flu. Piss off- I'm moving in with MBC. Sincerely, Your ex-carpet. __________________
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07-09-2006, 11:49 AM	#8
Gemini Cricket ... Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 13,244	Dear Prudence, won't you come out to play Dear Prudence, greet the brand new day The sun is up, the sky is blue It's beautiful and so are you Dear Prudence won't you come out to play Dear Prudence open up your eyes Dear Prudence see the sunny skies The wind is low the birds will sing That you are part of everything Dear Prudence won't you open up your eyes? Look around around Look around around around Look around Dear Prudence let me see you smile Dear Prudence like a little child The clouds will be a daisy chain So let me see you smile again Dear Prudence won't you let me see you smile? Dear Prudence, won't you come out to play Dear Prudence, greet the brand new day The sun is up, the sky is blue It's beautiful and so are you Dear Prudence won't you come out and play Look around around Look around around around Look around We can work it out.... (Alanis song. I always think of this when I see Prudence's name & when I saw the title of this thread. )
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07-09-2006, 11:51 AM	#9
Gemini Cricket ... Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 13,244	P!nk Dear Mr. President Come take a walk with me Let's pretend we're just two people and You're not better than me I'd like to ask you some questions if we can speak honestly What do you feel when you see all the homeless on the street Who do you pray for at night before you go to sleep What do you feel when you look in the mirror Are you proud How do you sleep while the rest of us cry How do you dream when a mother has no chance to say goodbye How do you walk with your head held high Can you even look me in the eye And tell me why Dear Mr. President Were you a lonely boy Are you a lonely boy Are you a lonely boy How can you say No child is left behind We're not dumb and we're not blind They're all sitting in your cells While you pave the road to hell What kind of father would take his own daughter's rights away And what kind of father might hate his own daughter if she were gay I can only imagine what the first lady has to say You've come a long way from whiskey and cocaine How do you sleep while the rest of us cry How do you dream when a mother has no chance to say goodbye How do you walk with your head held high Can you even look me in the eye Let me tell you bout hard work Minimum wage with a baby on the way Let me tell you bout hard work Rebuilding your house after the bombs took them away Let me tell you bout hard work Building a bed out of a cardboard box Let me tell you bout hard work Hard work Hard work You don't know nothing bout hard work Hard work Hard work Oh How do you sleep at night How do you walk with your head held high Dear Mr. President You'd never take a walk with me Would You?
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07-10-2006, 08:36 AM	#10
Ghoulish Delight I Floop the Pig Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Alternative Swankstyle Posts: 19,348	Dear Gemini Cricket, Dear Prudence is a Beatles song. Sincerely, The 60's __________________ 'He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me.' -TJ
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