Gizoogle It!

[Disneyphile]

www.gizoogle.com

[CoasterMatt]

hehehe

[Gemini Cricket]

How to make a white boy sounds like a gangsta:

Originally Posted by scaeagledizzle

Prevention of terrorist states, like Iran, frizzom chillin' thizzem is a good fiznirst step.

Riznight now there is machines being installed (or tizzy have been installed - I am not sure of tha tizzle line) thizzay S-C-to-tha-izzan ports n ships fo` radiation signatizzles common ta nuclear weapons . Snoop dogg is in this bitch.

There is bustin' of terrorist "chatter".

And there is probably hundreds of playa th'n going on tizzle I hizzle no idea `bout.

The interest'n thing `bout tha gather'n of intelligence n successes in tha intelligence world is tizzy blunt-rollin' successes wizzay often lead ta reveal'n tha methods employed in those successes, therefore render'n those methods less successful ta help you tap dat ass.

There is no foo` proof method, brotha . Subscribe nigga, get yo issue.. It is an perpetratin' tricky process that cannot be relaxed. It is only a matta of tizzy until tha next attack (nuke, dirty biznomb, or otherwise) that wizzy leave tha press n tha populace scream'n "why weren't we doing mizzle ta prevent it?!?!".

Word, mutha fukka!

[Snowflake]

Originally Posted by Gemini Cricket

How to make a white boy sounds like a gangsta:


Word, mutha fukka!

You must spread some Mojo around before giving it to Gemini Cricket again.

[scaeagles]

I wrote that post and I have no idea what the hell it says anymore. Bwahahahaha! That is seriously funny.

[Betty]

what a way to make one's employer's website amusing after a long day at work.

[Disneyphile]

Well, this is the FAQ for LoT:

The Swiznank Manifesto Let me gizzy it ta you straight.
Long ago, some hipsta were digg'n on tha Disney scene n started hang'n out at one of they C-R-to-tha-izzash pads. But one real coo` hep kitten there gots tha boot. So we picked up our bags n hit a new joint, but dawg that place was loaded wit ickies who really put a fiznunk in our groove fo shizzle.
Tizzle tha nigga gots wizzle ta tha fiznact that while Disney was cool, there was a whole swanky world out there n it was time ta build our own digs ? tha Lounge of Tomorrow , where we could groove on Disney n all tha crazy ass nigga swank n hip th'n of tha world.
We?re coo` wit those drug deala Disney pads; a lot of swank nigga still H-to-tha-izzang there. This place is extra, it?s tha side of bacon ? n we like it tizzy way . Aint no L-I-M-I-to-tha-T.
If you want ta be hip ta our swizzay manifesto ? here?s what you gots`ta know:

[Kevy Baby]

Hey, now maybe I'll be able to understand Barbara Billingsley!

[CoasterMatt]

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue...

[Bornieo: Fully Loaded]

Golly!!