For Men Only: Old School at the Urinal?

Strangler Lewis · 04-01-2007, 07:53 AM

Been teaching my son about standing up at the potty to do number one. This has me thinking about what appears to be a change in standard operating procedure that I've noticed out of the corner of my eye in recent years.

I was taught that you address the urinal, unzip, reach in, pull the critter out through the fly in your underwear and your pants, point and shoot. I've never had any problem with this.

In recent years, I've noticed a lot of 20 somethings and 30 somethings doing it differently. They approach aggressively, like an SUV bearing down on a stop sign, barely able to stop. When they get to the urinal, they spread their legs about shoulder width apart. Instead of just unzipping, they undo their belt and then unbutton their pants before unzipping and folding the front of their pants down. Now, whether they then go through their underwear or over the top is something I can't tell without giving the matter an unsafe amount of attention.

So, what's this all about? Are they going over the top rather than through? If so, are all these guys--from stockbroker types to working class--wearing a new style of flyless underwear? Is this all an affectation meant to suggest that things are so big that more space must be cleared? Has a coping mechanism to avoid pissing one's self while drunk carried over into daily life? Is it a borrowing from, how you say, the hip hop?

All insights welcome.

innerSpaceman · 04-01-2007, 07:59 AM

Corner of your eye, my eye.

The new style is designed to accommodate what's been going on for centuries ... the comparison glance.

Disneyphile · 04-03-2007, 11:25 AM

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The new style is designed to accommodate what's been going on for centuries ... the comparison glance.

Comparison glance?? Please tell me you're kidding. Please tell me guys don't actually do that........

(If so, I just learned something new, that I would have thought of as a joke.)

Alex · 04-03-2007, 11:42 AM

I never have. But then I have approximately zero interest in penii other than my own. Especially since except for certain truly extreme outlyers, penii in peeing condition don't really offer much useful information.

Kevy Baby · 04-01-2007, 08:06 AM

I have no comment as I have not witnessed this action. Sounds amusing.

Ghoulish Delight · 04-01-2007, 08:08 AM

Hmm, I recently purchased a package of boxer briefs only to discover at home that were indeed flyless. It really baffled me, but I was too lazy to return them. I rarely wear them, but when I do, I have found that it's simple enough to just surreptitiously reach in, get a hold of the bottom of a leg opening, and go out the side. Never would have even thought to just unbutton and go over the top (and now that you mention it as a possibility...no, still not going to).

Tref · 04-04-2007, 03:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Ghoulish Delight

Hmm, I recently purchased a package of boxer briefs only to discover at home that were indeed flyless. It really baffled me, but I was too lazy to return them.

Aye, is there a chance you are wearing them backwards, my son?

RStar · 04-04-2007, 04:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Tref

Aye, is there a chance you are wearing them backwards, my son?

thecorndogwalker · 04-04-2007, 05:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Tref

Aye, is there a chance you are wearing them backwards, my son?

those are the homosexual boxers.. I have several pairs of them.

RStar · 04-05-2007, 09:59 PM

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Originally Posted by thecorndogwalker

those are the homosexual boxers.. I have several pairs of them.

04-01-2007, 07:53 AM	#1
Strangler Lewis Doing The Job Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: In a state Posts: 3,956	For Men Only: Old School at the Urinal? Been teaching my son about standing up at the potty to do number one. This has me thinking about what appears to be a change in standard operating procedure that I've noticed out of the corner of my eye in recent years. I was taught that you address the urinal, unzip, reach in, pull the critter out through the fly in your underwear and your pants, point and shoot. I've never had any problem with this. In recent years, I've noticed a lot of 20 somethings and 30 somethings doing it differently. They approach aggressively, like an SUV bearing down on a stop sign, barely able to stop. When they get to the urinal, they spread their legs about shoulder width apart. Instead of just unzipping, they undo their belt and then unbutton their pants before unzipping and folding the front of their pants down. Now, whether they then go through their underwear or over the top is something I can't tell without giving the matter an unsafe amount of attention. So, what's this all about? Are they going over the top rather than through? If so, are all these guys--from stockbroker types to working class--wearing a new style of flyless underwear? Is this all an affectation meant to suggest that things are so big that more space must be cleared? Has a coping mechanism to avoid pissing one's self while drunk carried over into daily life? Is it a borrowing from, how you say, the hip hop? All insights welcome. __________________ Live now-pay later. Diner's Club!
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04-01-2007, 07:59 AM	#2
innerSpaceman Kink of Swank Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Inner Space Posts: 13,075	Corner of your eye, my eye. The new style is designed to accommodate what's been going on for centuries ... the comparison glance.
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04-03-2007, 11:42 AM	#4
Alex . Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 13,354	I never have. But then I have approximately zero interest in penii other than my own. Especially since except for certain truly extreme outlyers, penii in peeing condition don't really offer much useful information.
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Kevy Baby Chowder Head Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Yes Posts: 18,500	I have no comment as I have not witnessed this action. Sounds amusing. __________________ The thing about quotes on the internet is that you cannot verify their validity. - Abraham Lincoln
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Ghoulish Delight I Floop the Pig Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Alternative Swankstyle Posts: 19,348	Hmm, I recently purchased a package of boxer briefs only to discover at home that were indeed flyless. It really baffled me, but I was too lazy to return them. I rarely wear them, but when I do, I have found that it's simple enough to just surreptitiously reach in, get a hold of the bottom of a leg opening, and go out the side. Never would have even thought to just unbutton and go over the top (and now that you mention it as a possibility...no, still not going to). __________________ 'He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me.' -TJ
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