Fvck you, Old Navy

tracilicious · 04-30-2007, 11:46 PM

As you may have read in Jet Set, we recently took a nine day trip to various parts of Oregon. As you may not have read (since I didn't post it), I've lost thirty five pounds since the beginning of the year. Hence, vacation shopping pretty much meant buying a whole new wardrobe. My budget being limited and my clothing size now being within the mass marketed range once again I headed off to what I considered the perfect mix of fashion and budget consciousness...Old Navy.

I certainly wasn't disappointed. I found so many clothes that were trendy enough for me to feel fashionable, yet refined enough so that I didn't feel like I was trying to dress like a teenager. All within my price range (OK, I only went a little over budget!). I was extremely happy with my stylish new clothes. In fact, at the unschooling conference a newly formed cuddling teenage couple asked me to sign their pants. They thought I was an unschooler! (The look of horror on their faces when they found out I'm a mom was so priceless.)

Fast forward to last night. I went into work to pick up my paycheck wearing a cute pair of capris with cool snappy things on the pockets and my strawberry shortcake shirt (hey, not all my clothes are refined, OK). All was well, I was feeling good, chatting with another employee etc. Until I heard my manager say the following words:

"You know there's a hole on your ass, right?"

I said, "What?" He repeated, "You know there's a hole on your ass, right?" I immediately grabbed my own ass in search of said hole. Aware that I was groping myself and making the situation worse, I went over to the two way window and checked out my ass. There was indeed a rip in my pants. The mirror showed a horrifying inch and a half of exposed ass skin. Now I was faced with the dilemma of needing to walk out knowing that my ass skin was showing. I did a combination of hands near my pockets trying to act nonchalant and simply walking away, knowing that everyone there had already seen my ass skin.

I will gladly pay $20 more for every pair of pants I buy for the rest of my life if it means that I never have to hear the words, "You know there's a hole on your ass, right?" again. Please god, never let me hear those words again. Fvck you, Old Navy. Fvck you hard.

Strangler Lewis · 05-01-2007, 05:01 AM

This is why I never wear a thong.

Betty · 05-01-2007, 05:23 AM

Well - technically everyone has a hole in their ass - but I dont' think that's what you were referring to.

But I know just what you mean. Buying things online from a few places - some are just so cheaply made it doesn't pay to buy from there.

thecorndogwalker · 05-01-2007, 06:04 AM

Old Shady has a reputation for being poorly made. I have had the same problem with a pair of khaki's and a pair of shorts from O.N. but with guys it usually happens in the crotch area.

now I know some people who wouldnt mind having instant crotch access, but i never wear underwear and being somewhere where you cant have another pair of pants to replace them instantly is horrible.....

F.U. OLD NAVY

Sub la Goon · 05-01-2007, 06:35 AM

They should just sell longjohns too.

RStar · 05-01-2007, 06:45 AM

May you never have to suffer such indignaty ever again.

Oh, and buy undies with little red hearts on them so no one sees your ass skin again!

Alex · 05-01-2007, 06:58 AM

I blame Paul Pressler!

Morrigoon · 05-01-2007, 10:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Alex Stroup

I blame Paul Pressler!

Hear, hear!

Jughead P. Jones · 05-01-2007, 08:34 AM

Kinda makes me glad we don't have Old Navy in my town.

Kevy Baby · 05-01-2007, 09:07 AM

I'm actually quite glad that I have a hole in my ass. Could get kind of uncomfortable after a while if I didn't.

Sorry to hear about your accidental Brittney incident.

04-30-2007, 11:46 PM	#1
tracilicious avatar transition Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: in-between Posts: 2,487	Fvck you, Old Navy As you may have read in Jet Set, we recently took a nine day trip to various parts of Oregon. As you may not have read (since I didn't post it), I've lost thirty five pounds since the beginning of the year. Hence, vacation shopping pretty much meant buying a whole new wardrobe. My budget being limited and my clothing size now being within the mass marketed range once again I headed off to what I considered the perfect mix of fashion and budget consciousness...Old Navy. I certainly wasn't disappointed. I found so many clothes that were trendy enough for me to feel fashionable, yet refined enough so that I didn't feel like I was trying to dress like a teenager. All within my price range (OK, I only went a little over budget!). I was extremely happy with my stylish new clothes. In fact, at the unschooling conference a newly formed cuddling teenage couple asked me to sign their pants. They thought I was an unschooler! (The look of horror on their faces when they found out I'm a mom was so priceless.) Fast forward to last night. I went into work to pick up my paycheck wearing a cute pair of capris with cool snappy things on the pockets and my strawberry shortcake shirt (hey, not all my clothes are refined, OK). All was well, I was feeling good, chatting with another employee etc. Until I heard my manager say the following words: "You know there's a hole on your ass, right?" I said, "What?" He repeated, "You know there's a hole on your ass, right?" I immediately grabbed my own ass in search of said hole. Aware that I was groping myself and making the situation worse, I went over to the two way window and checked out my ass. There was indeed a rip in my pants. The mirror showed a horrifying inch and a half of exposed ass skin. Now I was faced with the dilemma of needing to walk out knowing that my ass skin was showing. I did a combination of hands near my pockets trying to act nonchalant and simply walking away, knowing that everyone there had already seen my ass skin. I will gladly pay $20 more for every pair of pants I buy for the rest of my life if it means that I never have to hear the words, "You know there's a hole on your ass, right?" again. Please god, never let me hear those words again. Fvck you, Old Navy. Fvck you hard. __________________ And now Harry, let us step into the night and pursue that flighty temptress, adventure! - Albus Dumbledore
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Strangler Lewis Doing The Job Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: In a state Posts: 3,956	This is why I never wear a thong. __________________ Live now-pay later. Diner's Club!
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Betty Kicking up my heels! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: The Silver State Posts: 3,783	Well - technically everyone has a hole in their ass - but I dont' think that's what you were referring to. But I know just what you mean. Buying things online from a few places - some are just so cheaply made it doesn't pay to buy from there. __________________ Nee Stell Thue
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thecorndogwalker Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: east west hollywood Posts: 435	Old Shady has a reputation for being poorly made. I have had the same problem with a pair of khaki's and a pair of shorts from O.N. but with guys it usually happens in the crotch area. now I know some people who wouldnt mind having instant crotch access, but i never wear underwear and being somewhere where you cant have another pair of pants to replace them instantly is horrible..... F.U. OLD NAVY
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Sub la Goon Ride me! Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: The line forms here... Posts: 326	They should just sell longjohns too. __________________ You roll the dice, you move your mice.
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RStar Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Me & Manyard hangin out! Posts: 5,433	May you never have to suffer such indignaty ever again. Oh, and buy undies with little red hearts on them so no one sees your ass skin again! __________________ Meddle not in the affairs of Dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup! www.StarTownGifts.com
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05-01-2007, 06:58 AM	#7
Alex . Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 13,354	I blame Paul Pressler!
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Jughead P. Jones Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Brockville, Ontario, Canada Posts: 404	Kinda makes me glad we don't have Old Navy in my town. __________________ "I shall call him Squishy, and he shall be mine, and he shall be my Squishy!"
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Kevy Baby Chowder Head Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Yes Posts: 18,500	I'm actually quite glad that I have a hole in my ass. Could get kind of uncomfortable after a while if I didn't. Sorry to hear about your accidental Brittney incident. __________________ The thing about quotes on the internet is that you cannot verify their validity. - Abraham Lincoln
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