Bikini-clad mowers offer lawn care with a twist

Kevy Baby · 07-24-2007, 12:47 PM

Now THIS is a good way to generate business!!!

Bikini-clad mowers offer lawn care with a twist
'You get the attention but you also get a tan,' employee says of business

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MEMPHIS, Tenn. - One lawn care company is showing a little skin to boost business.

The women of Tiger Time Lawn Care offer to mow customers’ lawns dressed in bikinis — a service that attracts more attention to the ladies than the lawns.

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Let the puns begin!

AllyOops! · 07-24-2007, 02:52 PM

Sexy landscaping! Yowza!

This is completely off-topic (well, not completely), but the first thing that popped into my mind was my co-worker, who slipped one day grammatically and informed us that her husband was home "BLOWING the lawn". We died!!

This seems to be a trend! When I lived in Sherman Oaks, I would cruise down Ventura and always pass a row of restaurants that had an all-female parking service called Valet Of The Dolls. Of course, the first thing that popped through my mind was "totally cute & clever name! But hold the door! That's too much like MY screenname, copycats (which in and of itself tragically tells us I'm LoT obsessed)! The second thing that popped into my head was "did that sexy valet just kick that car door closed??".

Why, yes she did. When did being sexy render both hands useless, sister?

3894 · 07-24-2007, 03:11 PM

Capt Jack · 07-24-2007, 03:15 PM

it is for me....

time to recycle...lunch

Disneyphile · 07-24-2007, 03:45 PM

I so need that giant gold cross necklace for my Ultimate Blasphemy Collection.

As for the bikini mowing, they could charge top dollar for a full Brazilian mowing that involves highly detailed weed-whacking in every corner and crevice of the yard.

Capt Jack · 07-24-2007, 04:11 PM

in my yard if you tried to cut it dressed like that, you'd be cut to ribbons

Kevy Baby · 07-24-2007, 04:51 PM

I think a better name for the company would be "Bush Wackers"

€uroMeinke · 07-24-2007, 10:07 PM

I think I'd still rather have the French Maid service...

Tref · 07-24-2007, 11:32 PM

I don't want no show, I just want my damn lawn cut!

NickO'Time · 07-24-2007, 11:58 PM

Ahh Grooming services! Nice way to get a trim...

07-24-2007, 02:52 PM	#2
AllyOops! It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time!!! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Introspection Intersection Posts: 1,207	Sexy landscaping! Yowza! This is completely off-topic (well, not completely), but the first thing that popped into my mind was my co-worker, who slipped one day grammatically and informed us that her husband was home "BLOWING the lawn". We died!! This seems to be a trend! When I lived in Sherman Oaks, I would cruise down Ventura and always pass a row of restaurants that had an all-female parking service called Valet Of The Dolls. Of course, the first thing that popped through my mind was "totally cute & clever name! But hold the door! That's too much like MY screenname, copycats (which in and of itself tragically tells us I'm LoT obsessed)! The second thing that popped into my head was "did that sexy valet just kick that car door closed??". Why, yes she did. When did being sexy render both hands useless, sister?
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3894 Next Stop: Funkytown! Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Cheeselandia Posts: 1,907	Eh, it's not doing anything for me.
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Capt Jack check your head Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 4,174	it is for me.... time to recycle...lunch __________________ a clear conscience is a sure sign of a fuzzy memory
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Disneyphile SQUIRREL! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: On the curbside. Posts: 5,098	I so need that giant gold cross necklace for my Ultimate Blasphemy Collection. As for the bikini mowing, they could charge top dollar for a full Brazilian mowing that involves highly detailed weed-whacking in every corner and crevice of the yard.
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07-24-2007, 04:11 PM	#6
Capt Jack check your head Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 4,174	in my yard if you tried to cut it dressed like that, you'd be cut to ribbons __________________ a clear conscience is a sure sign of a fuzzy memory
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Kevy Baby Chowder Head Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Yes Posts: 18,500	I think a better name for the company would be "Bush Wackers" __________________ The thing about quotes on the internet is that you cannot verify their validity. - Abraham Lincoln
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€uroMeinke L'Hédoniste Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: A.S.C.O.T. Posts: 8,671	I think I'd still rather have the French Maid service... __________________ I would believe only in a God that knows how to Dance. Friedrich Nietzsche
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07-24-2007, 11:32 PM	#9
Tref Not Tref Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 2,188	I don't want no show, I just want my damn lawn cut! __________________ Tref3.0 Listen in aural 3-D to Pop's muzak! (New songs added semi-bi-daily) j & j Did you know that Emas eht yltcaxe is exactly the same spelled backwards?!
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07-24-2007, 11:58 PM	#10
NickO'Time Missed it by that much.. Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 678	Ahh Grooming services! Nice way to get a trim... __________________ Yeah, right.
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