On a Wing and a Prayer

Gemini Cricket · 08-27-2007, 02:44 PM

The Vatican started an airlines today.

Source

Now they have real flying nuns.

Ba dum ching!

Instead of commuter flights, they could have communion flights.

Ba dum ching!

No need to guess who the co-pilot is!

Ba dum ching!

I have more.

Ghoulish Delight · 08-27-2007, 02:46 PM

See, I wondered why that plane I saw landing the other day had a bullet proof bubble sticking out above the cockpit.

Gemini Cricket · 08-27-2007, 02:47 PM

On Vatican Air, you don't sit, you kneel!

Ba dum ching!

Gemini Cricket · 08-27-2007, 02:55 PM

Don't order the supper, it could be your last.

Ba dum ching!

On vacation, flying with Vatican Air is no fun because they make you come back in three days.

Ba dum ching!

Gemini Cricket · 08-27-2007, 02:57 PM

On Vatican Air, the planes don't take off, they ascend.

Ba dum ching!

AllyOops! · 08-27-2007, 03:01 PM

Okay, I can't mojo you, GC (damn!) but here is visible mojo!! You have me dying laughing!!

's for you, too, GD!

Gemini Cricket · 08-27-2007, 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AllyOops!

Okay, I can't mojo you, GC (damn!) but here is visible mojo!! You have me dying laughing!!

's for you, too, GD!

I'm writing these down for my dad. He'll get a kick out of them. I'm going to dare him to use them during one of his sermons.

Ghoulish Delight · 08-27-2007, 03:04 PM

Vatican Air, God only knows if your flight will make it

Kevy Baby · 08-27-2007, 03:06 PM

Somebody stop him before he kills again

innerSpaceman · 08-27-2007, 03:07 PM

I tried to mojo him to (Gemini Cricket, not the Pope), but I can't.

Will someone please remind me why the mojo system doesn't reset after a certain time interval?

08-27-2007, 02:44 PM	#1
Gemini Cricket ... Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 13,244	On a Wing and a Prayer The Vatican started an airlines today. Source Now they have real flying nuns. Ba dum ching! Instead of commuter flights, they could have communion flights. Ba dum ching! No need to guess who the co-pilot is! Ba dum ching! I have more.
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08-27-2007, 02:46 PM	#2
Ghoulish Delight I Floop the Pig Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Alternative Swankstyle Posts: 19,348	See, I wondered why that plane I saw landing the other day had a bullet proof bubble sticking out above the cockpit. __________________ 'He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me.' -TJ
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08-27-2007, 02:47 PM	#3
Gemini Cricket ... Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 13,244	On Vatican Air, you don't sit, you kneel! Ba dum ching!
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08-27-2007, 02:55 PM	#4
Gemini Cricket ... Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 13,244	Don't order the supper, it could be your last. Ba dum ching! On vacation, flying with Vatican Air is no fun because they make you come back in three days. Ba dum ching!
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08-27-2007, 02:57 PM	#5
Gemini Cricket ... Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 13,244	On Vatican Air, the planes don't take off, they ascend. Ba dum ching!
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08-27-2007, 03:01 PM	#6
AllyOops! It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time!!! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Introspection Intersection Posts: 1,207	Okay, I can't mojo you, GC (damn!) but here is visible mojo!! You have me dying laughing!! 's for you, too, GD!
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08-27-2007, 03:04 PM	#8
Ghoulish Delight I Floop the Pig Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Alternative Swankstyle Posts: 19,348	Vatican Air, God only knows if your flight will make it __________________ 'He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me.' -TJ
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08-27-2007, 03:06 PM	#9
Kevy Baby Chowder Head Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Yes Posts: 18,500	Somebody stop him before he kills again __________________ The thing about quotes on the internet is that you cannot verify their validity. - Abraham Lincoln
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08-27-2007, 03:07 PM	#10
innerSpaceman Kink of Swank Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Inner Space Posts: 13,075	I tried to mojo him to (Gemini Cricket, not the Pope), but I can't. Will someone please remind me why the mojo system doesn't reset after a certain time interval?
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