Texas Ban on Sex Toys Overturned

Kevy Baby · 02-14-2008, 11:36 AM

Appeals court overturns Texas ban on sex toys
Companies’ lawsuit claimed state shouldn’t regulate private adult behavior

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FORT WORTH, Texas - A federal appeals court has overturned a Texas statute outlawing sex toy sales, leaving Alabama as the state with the strictest ban on such devices.

The hole story.

SacTown Chronic · 02-14-2008, 11:38 AM

Double-dongs for everyone!

Chernabog · 02-14-2008, 11:50 AM

Jeez, I thought we needed to REMOVE the sticks from Texas' collective arse, not give them more things to shove up there.

Kevy Baby · 02-14-2008, 01:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Chernabog

Jeez, I thought we needed to REMOVE the sticks from Texas' collective arse, not give them more things to shove up there.

Thank you for the new sig line - love it!

Scrooge McSam · 02-14-2008, 02:11 PM

Now now... let's not count Mississippi out. Alabama thinks they can out-redneck us, just let 'em try!

If there's anything we know here, it's that insatiable curiosity about what goes on in other people's bedrooms.

Didn't you see us in this weeks' "Savage Love" column?

innerSpaceman · 02-14-2008, 03:34 PM

OMG, lesbians are so weird.

Dildoes become "infused with the sexual energy" of a past relationship and have to be discarded when that girl-thing ends??? WTF?

I'm so glad us fags are far more thrifty, economical and practical.

My toys may be infused with plenty of icky stuff, but I don't think it's the sexual energy of any past use.

Kevy Baby · 02-14-2008, 03:41 PM

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Originally Posted by innerSpaceman

Dildoes become "infused with the sexual energy" of a past relationship and have to be discarded when that girl-thing ends??? WTF?

I thought you were making this up. OMG is right!

Chernabog · 02-14-2008, 03:41 PM

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Originally Posted by innerSpaceman

My toys may be infused with plenty of icky stuff, but I don't think it's the sexual energy of any past use.

I just had this bizarre image of prostate-infused vodka for some reason and I'm about to yammy. Must be Valentine's Day or something.

Morrigoon · 02-14-2008, 03:47 PM

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Originally Posted by innerSpaceman

OMG, lesbians are so weird.

Dildoes become "infused with the sexual energy" of a past relationship and have to be discarded when that girl-thing ends??? WTF?

I'm so glad us fags are far more thrifty, economical and practical.

My toys may be infused with plenty of icky stuff, but I don't think it's the sexual energy of any past use.

I wouldn't touch a used toy. Maybe it's not a lesbian thing, but a girl thing. See we shove them up holes that AREN'T usually filled with poop, and so we're terribly careful about what goes up there.

Chernabog · 02-14-2008, 03:53 PM

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I wouldn't touch a used toy. Maybe it's not a lesbian thing, but a girl thing. See we shove them up holes that AREN'T usually filled with poop, and so we're terribly careful about what goes up there.

You're supposed to boil toys in water... there are germs/sanitation issues no matter what orifice you're sticking it into, or if you're a boy or a girl.

The "infusion" the grrls were talking about isn't a physical infusion, and I don't think that iSm meant that he sticks things up his butt and just plops it out into a drawer until next time.

At least, I hope not.

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Scrooge McSam What? Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 1,635	Now now... let's not count Mississippi out. Alabama thinks they can out-redneck us, just let 'em try! If there's anything we know here, it's that insatiable curiosity about what goes on in other people's bedrooms. Didn't you see us in this weeks' "Savage Love" column?
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innerSpaceman Kink of Swank Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Inner Space Posts: 13,075	OMG, lesbians are so weird. Dildoes become "infused with the sexual energy" of a past relationship and have to be discarded when that girl-thing ends??? WTF? I'm so glad us fags are far more thrifty, economical and practical. My toys may be infused with plenty of icky stuff, but I don't think it's the sexual energy of any past use.
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