Alien Butchers in LA

Nephythys · 03-24-2005, 08:20 AM

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A southern California man has a beef with Los Angeles – it’s just become home to a large extraterrestrial butcher shop.
E.T. expert Dr. Terry Johnson claims the site of the “butcher shop” is a giant starship he recently discovered in the hillside community of Mount Washington in northeast L.A.

Alien Butchers

LOL

Moonliner · 03-24-2005, 08:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Nephythys

Alien Butchers

LOL

Still, there is hope. Johnson says if every human imagines a force field of energy around themselves, it can reduce the chance of being turned into “human cacciatore.”

What if I just don't shower for a week? Would that work also?

SacTown Chronic · 03-24-2005, 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Moonliner

What if I just don't shower for a week? Would that work also?

It seems to be working for the neighbor lady down the street.

Moonliner · 03-24-2005, 11:25 AM

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Originally Posted by SacTown Chronic

It seems to be working for the neighbor lady down the street.

Say how is your mom anyway?

alphabassettgrrl · 03-24-2005, 05:39 PM

Ah, yes, the nuts love LA.

Betty · 03-24-2005, 11:10 AM

He was on Mark and Brian (radio - 95.5) yesterday morning and they replayed him on the 5am show. Funny stuff! But he sure seems to believe it. You won't see the shop though unless you are a psychic or if you try and "reach out your feelings" when you are there. Won't someone go and see. It's apparently at "the bottom of the hill".

CoasterMatt · 03-24-2005, 05:56 PM

I love that the Alien Butcher shop is in my old neighborhood - that place has EVERYTHING cool...

DisneyFan25863 · 03-24-2005, 06:18 PM

That explains the missing liver...

Ghoulish Delight · 03-24-2005, 06:42 PM

Dang, I was just reading about underground UFO repair facilities. Because, of course, UFOs can only be repaired under the magnetic forces that are present closer to the core of the earth. But now I can't find a link, dang.

CoasterMatt · 03-24-2005, 07:33 PM

My tinfoil hat keeps me protected, and of course, there's always triple chili cheeseburger "force field"

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03-24-2005, 11:10 AM	#6
Betty Kicking up my heels! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: The Silver State Posts: 3,783	He was on Mark and Brian (radio - 95.5) yesterday morning and they replayed him on the 5am show. Funny stuff! But he sure seems to believe it. You won't see the shop though unless you are a psychic or if you try and "reach out your feelings" when you are there. Won't someone go and see. It's apparently at "the bottom of the hill".
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CoasterMatt BRAAAAAAAINS! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: One Step Beyond... Posts: 8,802	I love that the Alien Butcher shop is in my old neighborhood - that place has EVERYTHING cool... __________________ Do you like my photography? Visit photosbymatt.tumblr.com to purchase prints!
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DisneyFan25863 Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Stevenson Ranch, CA Posts: 464	That explains the missing liver...
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Ghoulish Delight I Floop the Pig Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Alternative Swankstyle Posts: 19,348	Dang, I was just reading about underground UFO repair facilities. Because, of course, UFOs can only be repaired under the magnetic forces that are present closer to the core of the earth. But now I can't find a link, dang. __________________ 'He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me.' -TJ
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03-24-2005, 07:33 PM	#10
CoasterMatt BRAAAAAAAINS! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: One Step Beyond... Posts: 8,802	My tinfoil hat keeps me protected, and of course, there's always triple chili cheeseburger "force field" __________________ Do you like my photography? Visit photosbymatt.tumblr.com to purchase prints!
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