Dear:

[3894]

Originally Posted by Kevy Baby

Dear Helen

Were they making sure you were old enough to buy the products you were purchasing or to see if you qualified for the senior citizen discount?

With Love,
The Bubble Burster

Dear Kevy,



Mwah!,
Helen

[Snowflake]

Visible mojo to you 3894 aka Helen, the carded one

[tracilicious]

Dear Rock Music and Culture class,

You sounded cool, but you are actually three hours long. Which is nearly unbearable. I don't want to go, but I also don't want to fail. I haven't read the assigned chapter either. I feel as if I'm in high school again. I wish it was dance class night.

boredly,
Me

[tracilicious]

Dear legs,

I know that I put you through a grueling two hour karate class on Tuesday, and a pretty intense dance class on Wednesday, but really...could you be less stiff please? I like being sore, it let's me know I still have muscles, but this is unreasonable. I'm walking funny. That's not cool.

Thanks,
your brain

[Kevy Baby]

Originally Posted by 3894

Dear Kevy,



Mwah!,
Helen

I love it!

[BarTopDancer]

Originally Posted by 3894

Dear Kevy,



Mwah!,
Helen

Dear everyone,

Cover your ears and thank Kevy for this:


PUPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!

[Prudence]

Dear self-important director who won't speak to me directly because I'm too lowly to be acknowledged:

You are a public employee. Your salary is a matter of public record. People all over the world can look up your salary. I've indulged you by sending you your monthly budget reports in an envelope upon which I hand-write "confidential". I will not, however, purchase a special "confidential" stamp solely for the purpose of sending you your public records. If morale in your office is so low that the only thing preventing your employees from rising against you in violent revolt is ignorance of your true salary, then you have problems a "confidential" stamp can not solve.

No love,

Lowly budget flunky.

[Kevy Baby]

Originally Posted by BarTopDancer

Cover your ears and thank Kevy for this:

Somehow, it is always my fault

[Mousey Girl]

Dear Sweet Man on the other ned of my work phone,

You are incredibly nice, and I truly enjoyed helping you and talking to you over the last 2 days. Yes, I do understand that you were flirting with me. It really lifted my spirits. However, I am no where near the point where I can be open to any sort of romantic interest. In my present state of mind, getting involved with anyone is truly out of my realm of thinking right now. not only do I need to focus on The Boy, I also have a lot of crap to sift through. Being invovled with me would not be a good idea for you.

Signed,
very flattered

[Not Afraid]

Dear person talking on the phone while driving.

That U-turn would go quite a bit better - not to mention faster - if you used 2 hands.

Signed,

Has a bluetooth headset and doesn't have this problem.