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		 Man, it must be pretty uncomfortable to have to kneel on the toilet seat to take a crap. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 Moral, not legal.  Generally speaking, there is no legal requirement to help another person in jeopardy.   (or in wheel of fortune, for that matter) 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 Yes, where is our resident sphincter specialist when we need him for informed commentary? 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 Who dat? 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 He's having knee surgery 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 Horse thwarts Hawaii hospital's visitation rules 
		
	
		
		
		
		
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		 I like how the headlines misleadingly imply that the horse did this on its own. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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 thats not even the best part. check the last line of the story...I literally LOL'd ![]() 
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