The Hillary Experience - Page 2

Kevy Baby · 04-01-2008, 10:16 AM

I've heard a couple of early reports on the radio that Hillary has scheduled a press conference for 5:00 p.m. EST to announce that she is pulling out of the race.

I guess she finally listened to all the people suggesting it over the weekend.

cirquelover · 04-01-2008, 10:20 AM

Seriously?!

Alex · 04-01-2008, 10:21 AM

I'm going to have to go mark my calendar. This may be a day of some significance concerning unlikely announcements.

cirquelover · 04-01-2008, 10:26 AM

You're right Alex, silly me, it is Kevy who said it. You got me Kevy!

I'm feeling blond I guess considering I was just in another thread discussing the "incident" of years past on this date. Stupid, stupid Jill, slaps forehead

innerSpaceman · 04-01-2008, 10:53 AM

Not only did Kevy say it, he said it today - April 1st.

Hmmm, since we normally advise not believing what Kevy says .... do we do the opposite on April 1st and trust him implicitely??

cirquelover · 04-01-2008, 10:55 AM

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Originally Posted by innerSpaceman

Hmmm, since we normally advise not believing what Kevy says .... do we do the opposite on April 1st and trust him implicitely??

That sounds like a dangerous task should you wish to continue on that premise.

Morrigoon · 04-01-2008, 11:14 AM

Kevy had me for a moment there. Very amusing!

sleepyjeff · 04-01-2008, 11:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Kevy Baby

I've heard a couple of early reports on the radio that Hillary has scheduled a press conference for 5:00 p.m. EST to announce that she is pulling out of the race.

I guess she finally listened to all the people suggesting it over the weekend.

My sources say the opposite:

Quote:

Andy Borowitz writes:

Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton stunned voters at a town hall meeting in Erie, Pennsylvania today by telling them that she was prepared to stay in the nomination fight for an additional century.

"How much longer will I stay in the race?" she responded to a voter's question. "Fifty years? How about one hundred years?"

When asked to clarify, Sen. Clinton replied, "I'll stay in this race for a thousand years. A million years. A billion years."

Sen. Clinton added that she was refusing to announce an exit strategy from the race because "that would send the wrong message to the enemy."

The New York senator's comments echoed a strategy outlined in a recently leaked internal campaign memo, which calls for her to remain in the race long after the Democratic National Convention, even if Sen. Barack Obama (D-Ill) becomes the party's official nominee.

According to the memo, Sen. Clinton plans to follow Sen. Obama's campaign bus around in a Chevy Suburban in the hopes of running it off the road.

"If necessary, we will sideswipe or ram into his bus," the memo said. "Just really mess him up."

For her part, Sen. Clinton remained resolute at the town hall meeting, responding to a question about the recent surge in negative attacks her campaign has lobbed in Sen. Obama's direction: "What can I tell you? The surge is working."

Kevy Baby · 04-01-2008, 01:26 PM

Eh... Andy Borowitz is a hack

Cadaverous Pallor · 04-01-2008, 04:45 PM

Hillary's April Fools joke

04-01-2008, 10:16 AM	#11
Kevy Baby Chowder Head Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Yes Posts: 18,500	I've heard a couple of early reports on the radio that Hillary has scheduled a press conference for 5:00 p.m. EST to announce that she is pulling out of the race. I guess she finally listened to all the people suggesting it over the weekend. __________________ The thing about quotes on the internet is that you cannot verify their validity. - Abraham Lincoln
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04-01-2008, 10:20 AM	#12
cirquelover Cruising around in my automobile... Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Oregon Posts: 2,617	Seriously?!
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04-01-2008, 10:21 AM	#13
Alex . Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 13,354	I'm going to have to go mark my calendar. This may be a day of some significance concerning unlikely announcements.
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04-01-2008, 10:26 AM	#14
cirquelover Cruising around in my automobile... Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Oregon Posts: 2,617	You're right Alex, silly me, it is Kevy who said it. You got me Kevy! I'm feeling blond I guess considering I was just in another thread discussing the "incident" of years past on this date. Stupid, stupid Jill, slaps forehead
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04-01-2008, 10:53 AM	#15
innerSpaceman Kink of Swank Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Inner Space Posts: 13,075	Not only did Kevy say it, he said it today - April 1st. Hmmm, since we normally advise not believing what Kevy says .... do we do the opposite on April 1st and trust him implicitely??
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Morrigoon I throw stones at houses Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Location: Location Posts: 9,534	Kevy had me for a moment there. Very amusing! __________________ http://bash.org/?top "It is useless for sheep to pass a resolution in favor of vegetarianism while wolves remain of a different opinion." -- William Randolph Inge
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Kevy Baby Chowder Head Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Yes Posts: 18,500	Eh... Andy Borowitz is a hack __________________ The thing about quotes on the internet is that you cannot verify their validity. - Abraham Lincoln Last edited by Kevy Baby : 04-01-2008 at 01:26 PM. Reason: I have absolutely no idea who Andy Borowitz is.
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04-01-2008, 04:45 PM	#20
Cadaverous Pallor ohhhh baby Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Parental Bliss Posts: 12,364	Hillary's April Fools joke __________________ The second star to the right shines in the night for you
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