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		 Christmas Decoration Fail             
		
	
		
		
		
		
			A zealous Christmas decorator caused a storm of trouble with his decorations after police and passersby thought a dummy that was left clinging to his roof with a ladder on the ground below, was a real man struggling for help. Spoiler:  
	Source I thought it was funny 
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		 Yeah, it's funny until somebody hangs themselves outdoors around Halloween and the body is ignored for a few days while everybody assumes it is a decoration. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
	(Well, ok, that is still funny, but not the kind you laugh about on the evening news.)  | 
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		 The word "TREK" looks photoshopped. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			...and I think the dummy display is hilarious. Are people dumb enough not to realise that it's not moving, kicking or screaming for help ? "Oh, maybe he passed out and he's locked there by the amazing power of his finger-muscles". ![]() 
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		 That's just how you count using Roman numerals in Spanish. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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 And there have been several prominent stories here in the last few years of bodies being ignored because people assumed they were dummies (in a recent one an old woman had a heart attack sitting out on her balcony. Died leaning against her railing. She was there a couple days.)  | 
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		 I think the dummy hanging off the roof is hilarious.  I would love to do that! 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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 Though I think your arms would tire quickly. 
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