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		 How do you know when a hockey game is over in the leper colony? 
		
	
		
		
		
		
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		 On the same vein as Kevy: 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
	How do you know when a leper baseball game is over? Spoiler:  
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			 8/30/14 - Disneyland -10k or Bust. 
			
		
			
				
			
			
								
		
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		 I had a flight today so I tried using the electronic boarding pass sent directly to my PDA (Android).   It did not save any time at the airport although it could have.  
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 That thing is mesmerizing. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 I'm looking for hidden meaning in it. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 A friend recommend I try "My Fitness Pal"  It's one of many online diet/exercise trackers.  
		
	
		
		
		
		
			So I joined and dutifully entered all my food for yesterday. I leaned that "Sliced Turkey" is supermarket speak for "Block of salt". I blew my entire daily sodium ration (and then some) on one sandwich. Doh! 
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		 Yeah, pretty much any processed meat is a protein rich salt mine. When god invented meat he didn't intend us to eat it months after we smote it. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 Huh. I wonder if I could get away with turning part of the conference room into a Turkey pen.  We could call it a petting zoo. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			On a more practical note, Using the processed meats I was able to make two weeks worth of sandwiches at a time and just toss them in the work fridge for easy lunch time meals. If I switch to using freshly smoted meats I suppose I could still cook two weeks worth at a time, freeze half and make sammies out of the other half for the next week. I'll have to make that part of the Sunday night routine. 
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		 I've recently eaten a couple of sandwiches with packaged healthy (expensive) not-salted sliced turkey, and boy did they need salt. (I applied a small amount of sea salt and lite "salad dressing," but the result was pretty meh.) 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 If I use fresh (ie cooked at home) turkey/chicken  I can add a couple of slices of hard salami to each sandwich for flavor and still reduce my sodium intake by ~80%. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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