It's the end of the world (again) - Page 7

Moonliner · 05-23-2011, 05:05 PM

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Originally Posted by €uroMeinke

This morning someone left a religious tract on our front door while i was out shopping. Really? Don't you think you ought to lie low for awhile and hope we forget the hoopla?

It could be a good time for less wacko brands of religion to pick up a large number of disenfranchised but ~~gullibl~~e devout followers

Snowflake · 05-23-2011, 07:29 PM

So now he's saying the end really has been October 21 all the time.

Watch this space.

CoasterMatt · 05-23-2011, 08:21 PM

As long as I get to ride Texas Giant again before then (and Rose gets her first rides on it), I'm cool with that...

Moonliner · 05-24-2011, 12:33 PM

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Originally Posted by €uroMeinke

My understanding is rapture is Saturday, the actual end of the world doesn't come until October 21 - so we should have a good couple months without annoying Christian's coming to your door, or forcing their moral values on you. I think it'll be a great few months, despite the earthquakes, volcanoes, typhoons, and such.

Trust them to screw up something this simple. According to Harold Camping God's judgment and salvation were completed on Saturday but everyone is hanging around until the bitter end before being raptured or not. So we don't get "A great few months" after all. My cheese is sad.

3894 · 05-24-2011, 02:16 PM

‎"Harold Camping's church in Oakland can now truly be called a non-prophet organization." - Eric Stouffer

Morrigoon · 05-24-2011, 02:26 PM

OMG that's hilarious

lashbear · 05-25-2011, 04:24 AM

Hi folks - After the Rapture (which was conducted by those cute aliens... watch out for the probe - insist on KY first...) We volunteered to come back and be martyrs for a while on Earth. Heaven's over-rated. And they ran out of Bacon. Soooo, here we are. Still, did you miss us ?

PS: Stoat's still fuming over getting 72 Raisins instead of Virgins...

JWBear · 05-25-2011, 08:19 AM

Virgins are overated. Give me a man who knows what he is doing.

innerSpaceman · 05-25-2011, 10:28 AM

Yeah, I had a virgin last time. This time it's a man of way more experience. I'm glad of the switch (and all the other implements we augment with). Plus, I don't care for raisins.

alphabassettgrrl · 05-26-2011, 08:59 PM

Glad to have you crazy Aussies back with us! We missed you while the Rapture was on.

05-23-2011, 07:29 PM	#62
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05-23-2011, 08:21 PM	#63
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05-24-2011, 02:16 PM	#65
3894 Next Stop: Funkytown! Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Cheeselandia Posts: 1,907	‎"Harold Camping's church in Oakland can now truly be called a non-prophet organization." - Eric Stouffer __________________ "I didn't want to have to do this, but you leave me no choice. Here comes the smolder." - Flynn Rider, "Tangled"
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05-24-2011, 02:26 PM	#66
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05-25-2011, 04:24 AM	#67
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