Yet another Human-Flesh-In-The-Food story, but this is for real

[SzczerbiakManiac]

And it happened at TGI Friday's.

[AllyOops!]

Three emotions, or feelings rather, surfaced within me whilst reading this..

1.) The Ick Factor
Because it's just unfortunate and friggin' foul, really. Poor fella.

2.) The Puh-leeze Factor
If I ever found finger flesh on my burger, and God willing I never do, I wouldn't even think of calling the police unless I suspected something criminal went down in the kitchen. And by criminal activity in the kitchen, I certainly don't mean the recent addition of the pecan crusted chicken salad to the menu. *Ack*

3.) The Yum Factor
Because the boneless buffalo wings at Friday's (sans flesh digit) really do rock.

[tracilicious]

Originally Posted by AllyOfTheDolls

2.) The Puh-leeze Factor
If I ever found finger flesh on my burger, and God willing I never do, I wouldn't even think of calling the police unless I suspected something criminal went down in the kitchen. And by criminal activity in the kitchen, I certainly don't mean the recent addition of the pecan crusted chicken salad to the menu. *Ack*

Yep. You gotta know that the guy called the police because he was beginning to see dollar signs from potential lawsuits and didn't want to screw anything up.

[innerSpaceman]

And I don't see any reason not to call the police for that reason alone.

[Cadaverous Pallor]

I have this picture in my head.

Manager slices himself somehow. Blood spurts. Coworkers "rush to help him". One server, however, does not - in the confusion, he slips by and snags the plate the manager was working on, getting it to the table in nothing flat.

Um, what?

[Cadaverous Pallor]

Originally Posted by innerSpaceman

And I don't see any reason not to call the police for that reason alone.

Lawyers are ruining this country

[alphabassettgrrl]

Presumably the plate was served after the injured guy was being cared for, taken to the hospital, etc.

And he called the *police*??? Um, no. It's an accident. They happen. Get over it. No, he is not entitled to multi-millions of dollars from Friday's. If he's truly upset, maybe Friday's can pay his therapy bill for a few months.