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tracilicious · 07-10-2006, 10:04 AM

Dear Laundry,
You are my b!tch. That is all.

Dear Husband,

You are amazing. How is it that in spite of that you have only once managed to give me a decent gift in five years of marriage? If you don't deliver this October on our anniversary, I swear I will burn every single one of your pancakes on every Sunday morning for the rest of your life.

Love,
Wifey

Gemini Cricket · 07-10-2006, 10:05 AM

Dear Munchykin,
If Glenn Close comes to visit daddy... run!

katiesue · 07-10-2006, 10:05 AM

Dear Bus Driver from Mexico-

Although I realize that since you are a bus and carrying more than one person technically makes you qualify for the carpool lane, driving 45mph billiowing deisel fumes on the 800 cars stacked up behind you does not.

Please get the hell over.

Sincerely,
Road Rage Driver who now has potential lung cancer from all the exaust

scaeagles · 07-10-2006, 10:06 AM

Dear wives everywhere,

The only gift you need is the honor of our presence.

Lovingly,
Husbands

tracilicious · 07-10-2006, 10:07 AM

Dear Scaeagles,

Bwahahahahahahahaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!! HAAHAHAHAHAAAA!! LOLOLOLOL!

Haha,
Wives

scaeagles · 07-10-2006, 10:09 AM

Dear tracilicious,

See? The gift of laughter is a wonderful gift.

SCA

Ponine · 07-10-2006, 10:13 AM

Dear Tracilicious,
Duly Noted.
However, I would have totally understood if you were disgruntled with the users.

~ Ponine.

Ps, hows my buddy the runaway cell phone?

Gemini Cricket · 07-10-2006, 10:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scaeagles

Dear wives everywhere,

The only gift you need is the honor of our presence.

Lovingly,
Husbands

Dear Barfbag,
Here's a deposit after reading Leo's post.
Signed,
Nauseous

Andrew · 07-10-2006, 10:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Andrew

Dear Landscape crew,

It's 8:45. Why aren't you here yet? I have to go to work.

Your pal,

Andrew

Dear Landscape people,

Even if today was a scheduled (or unscheduled) off day while you assemble materials off-site, it would have been nice to let me know beforehand rather than waiting until I called you.

Your somewhat annoyed, but still friendly pal,

Andrew

Not Afraid · 07-10-2006, 10:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scaeagles

Dear wives everywhere,

The only gift you need is the honor of our presence.

Lovingly,
Husbands

Dear husbands,

Would you like a BJ?

Sorry.

Sweetly,
the Wives.

07-10-2006, 10:04 AM	#51
tracilicious avatar transition Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: in-between Posts: 2,487	Dear Laundry, You are my b!tch. That is all. Dear Husband, You are amazing. How is it that in spite of that you have only once managed to give me a decent gift in five years of marriage? If you don't deliver this October on our anniversary, I swear I will burn every single one of your pancakes on every Sunday morning for the rest of your life. Love, Wifey __________________ And now Harry, let us step into the night and pursue that flighty temptress, adventure! - Albus Dumbledore
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Gemini Cricket ... Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 13,244	Dear Munchykin, If Glenn Close comes to visit daddy... run!
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07-10-2006, 10:05 AM	#53
katiesue Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: San Diego Posts: 4,678	Dear Bus Driver from Mexico- Although I realize that since you are a bus and carrying more than one person technically makes you qualify for the carpool lane, driving 45mph billiowing deisel fumes on the 800 cars stacked up behind you does not. Please get the hell over. Sincerely, Road Rage Driver who now has potential lung cancer from all the exaust __________________ My life is so exciting I can hardly stand it.
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scaeagles I LIKE! Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 7,819	Dear wives everywhere, The only gift you need is the honor of our presence. Lovingly, Husbands
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tracilicious avatar transition Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: in-between Posts: 2,487	Dear Scaeagles, Bwahahahahahahahaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!! HAAHAHAHAHAAAA!! LOLOLOLOL! Haha, Wives __________________ And now Harry, let us step into the night and pursue that flighty temptress, adventure! - Albus Dumbledore
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07-10-2006, 10:09 AM	#56
scaeagles I LIKE! Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 7,819	Dear tracilicious, See? The gift of laughter is a wonderful gift. SCA
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07-10-2006, 10:13 AM	#57
Ponine Virgin Ears Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: San Diego Posts: 2,075	Dear Tracilicious, Duly Noted. However, I would have totally understood if you were disgruntled with the users. ~ Ponine. Ps, hows my buddy the runaway cell phone? __________________ There's something strange, There's something wrong. I see a change - It's like when love dies.
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