Dear:

[Capt Jack]

technically, isnt middle aged the mid point between birth and death?

[katiesue]

Dear Traci-

I am almost (three months shy) middle aged and I'm with you. Oh well. I would hate to be 19 again.

Singed,
The almost elderly and infirmed

[Gemini Cricket]

Originally Posted by Capt Jack

technically, isnt middle aged the mid point between birth and death?

Yes. So, you really won't know when your middle aged years were until you are on your death bed.

[Capt Jack]

Originally Posted by Gemini Cricket

Yes. So, you really won't know when your middle aged years were until you are on your death bed.

my point exactly

[Matterhorn Fan]

Dear Peggy,

Would you please start giving people your new phone number? I've been getting calls for you for three years now and it's starting to get old.

Signed,
New Owner of Your Discarded Phone Number

[BarTopDancer]

Dear paper - please write yourself
Dear LoT - I survived my first day of work and I think I'll go back tomorrow.

[Cadaverous Pallor]

Dear LoT:

I miss you. I'm having withdrawals already. I just finished reading only 3 threads of the 20 I'd like to read and post on, and now realize my break is over.

Sadly,
CP

[Stan4dSteph]

Originally Posted by €uroMeinke

Dear Fire Department, Alarm Company, and Security:

I appreciate your readiness to save our warehouse from burning to the ground, but certainly there must be an easy way to call off the emergency response mechanism when one simply burns some toast.

Embarrassed Employee who should have made some coffee first

To all employees:

Due to an incident today, we must institute a no-toaster policy. In addition, you may not have toaster ovens, hot-plates, propane torches, or flame-throwers.

Thank you for your cooperation.

Sincerely,
Management

[Matterhorn Fan]

P.S. With the hotplates, so go the coffeemakers. You're on your own.

Sincerely,
Management

[Not Afraid]

P.P.S. MBC and SCAEgles will be promptly dismissed.