and YOU are the star...

[Jughead P. Jones]

Mine would be quite boring actually. Unless people like to see people stocking shelves.

Maybe I could showcase the right and wrong ways to tell off a customer!

[AllyOops!]

Originally Posted by MickeyLumbo

yes you did, and very well.

was it Poncho, from the Rancho?

your film would not doubt include a collectors tin. i would be curious to hear Leonard Maltin's review of your film.


brings new meaning to Rainbow Ridge!

Aww! Thank you, MickeyLumbo!! Now would this Rancho be Rancho Del Zocalo?? Because I still accidentally refer to it as Casa De Fritos from time to time. I think I'm going to cast Johnny in the dual role of Captain Jack Sparrow & the Frito Bandito. And yes, I'll still be his slutty wench, but this time wearing only corn chip pasties.

And yes! A Collector's Tin! Is there such a thing as pink tin? Adorned with feathers & sparklies, of course.

Viva la Rainbow Ridge!

[AllyOops!]

Originally Posted by Kevy Baby

You would look hot in Pirates garb but I'm not sure about Johnny as a helpless, slutty wench.

Aww, thank you muchly KB!

Hahahaha! Maybe the "take a Johnny for a bride" look wouldn't work. So, I'm fine tuning the details & premise of my next film, which will be a tribute to Tomorrowland's now-defunt Rocket Rods.

This is all I have so far:

Starring: Me, Johnny, Christian & the rest of the cast from my Pirate movie. However, we're adding a new character: Jake from Sixteen Candles.

Props: My leading men & their, um, "rocket rods". Oddly enough, the unpopular Tomorrowland attraction is never even addressed or featured. And this one is for my private collection...