The Secret Crush

[blueerica]

Yeah, the last is the most important position of all. Of course, that's no good if there's a lot of crushing going on.

"I'm not a player, I just crush a lot."

[alphabassettgrrl]

I've always had crushes as "cover"... highly unattainable, and if I'm crushing over so-and-so, then obviously I can't have a real boyfriend, so I get to be by myself.

Currently? No real crushes to say. Of course there are movie stars that I gush over. Wouldn't count as a crush though.

[AllyOops!]

Originally Posted by Not Afraid

Awwww, see, you have expectations! That's an evil word. It's best to just love and be in the joy of love and crush. It's the Joi d'vivre!

"Expectations lead to disappointment"

A brilliant friend who looks smokin' in her Banana Republic jeans taught me that.

[tracilicious]

My secret crush right now is Vin Diesel. I really am embarrassed about it too. Why is it that I can have a crush on Steve Buscemi, Edward Norton, Luke Wilson and Professor Snape that I will flagrantly admit too, but a Vin Diesel crush leaves me hanging my head in shame? It's because he's all muscle (which I really don't usually care for), doesn't seem too smart, and certainly isn't the world's best actor. I saw Pitch Black and Chronicles of Riddick and was converted. He's just so hot as a bad guy hero. Don't tell my husband.

[BarTopDancer]

Originally Posted by tracilicious

My secret crush right now is Vin Diesel. I really am embarrassed about it too. Why is it that I can have a crush on Steve Buscemi, Edward Norton, Luke Wilson and Professor Snape that I will flagrantly admit too, but a Vin Diesel crush leaves me hanging my head in shame? It's because he's all muscle (which I really don't usually care for), doesn't seem too smart, and certainly isn't the world's best actor. I saw Pitch Black and Chronicles of Riddick and was converted. He's just so hot as a bad guy hero. Don't tell my husband.

Obviously you have not been talking to Erica or Zapp about him or you would have heard that he's been on every wishlist I have for the last 4 years. That man could read me the dictionary in nothing but a pair of jeans and I'd be happy. [insert drool smilie here].

Does a secret crush count when the crushee has a crush on the crusher?

[DisneyFan25863]

Originally Posted by Cadaverous Pallor

One day, DF will fall really hard for some girl, do everything in his power to land her, knock her socks off, and bring her to DL for our blessing.

Then we'll show her this thread and say that he almost gave up on love just before he bumped into her.

If I fall really hard for someone, the LAST thing I would do is introduce her to you guys. Instant relationship breaker there



"Oh yea, by the way, I talk with a bunch of middle-aged people on a Disney discussion board. Want to go meet them?"

[€uroMeinke]

Originally Posted by DisneyFan25863

"Oh yea, by the way, I talk with a bunch of middle-aged people on a Disney discussion board. Want to go meet them?"

Ouch

[AllyOops!]

Originally Posted by DisneyFan25863

If I fall really hard for someone, the LAST thing I would do is introduce her to you guys. Instant relationship breaker there



"Oh yea, by the way, I talk with a bunch of middle-aged people on a Disney discussion board. Want to go meet them?"

I have what I call "Ally's Instant Relationship Breakers Pop Quiz". It's only one question, and it's pretty simple.

Pick the one which would qualify as an instant relationship breaker, or painful truth you couldn't overlook:

*Hi! I'm a Capricorn whose hobbies include Klu Klux Klanning and long walks on the beach.
*You might recognize me from my illustrious film career. Are you a fan of gang bang erotica?
*If it wasn't for rape I'd never get laid!
*My name is O.J.
*I'm fortunate enough to be friends with the most welcoming bunch of amazing people I've ever met! We share a mutual love of all things Disney, and we have the most fun adventures on our very own Message Board that allows us to share in that common interest and keep in touch with each other!

Okay, which one doesn't belong? (Gang bang fans, put your hands down! This quiz ain't for you! )

The most important factor in any relationship is honesty. Ask anybody. (Guys? Do you back me up on that? ) Meeting us is not the instant relationship breaker. Hiding who you truly are and being ashamed of that, or your friends, usually does the trick. And you have no reason to be ashamed. I'm sure your'e a pretty terrific person. (I mean, you post here, right? )

NO girl is worth that. No person is worth that. Never stress to impress, because who you are is pretty impressive already.

Sigh. But what do I know? I'm a middle-aged 32 year old broad.

[MerryPrankster]

Originally Posted by DisneyFan25863

"Oh yea, by the way, I talk with a bunch of middle-aged people on a Disney discussion board. Want to go meet them?"

Excuse me Sir, but you might be pleasantly surprised. A very interesting person and well rounded mind might be much more interested in the Swankers than the average high school crowd. I am not being defensive, as I am not part of the crowd that you speak of. Just a 40 something from elsewhere.

Ahhhhh...now I digress. I remember big parties raging at my first boyfriend's house. I always got the biggest kick out of hanging in the back room with my boyfriend's grandma. She had to be at least 65 at the time, which actually sounds so young to me now. I called her "Granny Goose", she was the swankiest, coolest and most interesting chick around!

[Name]

Originally Posted by AllyOfTheDolls

Okay, which one doesn't belong? (Gang bang fans, put your hands down! This quiz ain't for you! )

Damn
//puts hand down//