DisneyLies Web Site

[Kevy Baby]

http://www.disneylies.com

Some of you may have seen this site and/or posted about it. But I happened to stumble on it for the first time today. It has some funny stuff on it.

Cruising through, I found "April Foolishness - April 1, 2004"

Alice, a dear friend of DisneyLies.com, pointed out that we never reported on April 2004's "April Foolishness" event at the Disneyland Resort. For those who were not able to attend, we pity you -- this was easily the most elaborate event ever staged in any theme park ever in the history of the world.

The theme of the event was that during the night of March 31 mischievous winds blew through the resort, scrambling the rides and attractions. Thanks to these winds, April 1 visitors to Disneyland and Disney's California Adventure found the following:

Some of my favorites include:

• Small World music being played in the Space Mountain ride vehicles
• An exhibit on the history of the Disney Gallery in the Disney Gallery featuring a model of the Disney Gallery in which there is an exhibit on the Disney Gallery). Also in the Disney Gallery: print-on-demand Disney Dollars
• Jungle Cruise guides running the Monorail, firing a pistol at rampaging Harbor Boulevard traffic and showing guests a rare sight -- "the back side of the Matterhorn"
• The Boudin Bakery, Mission Tortilla Factory, and Seasons of the Vine films playing in the Main Street Cinema, their originals replaced by World War II-era shorts on flush riveting, gun assembly, and avoiding maleria
• Mai tais in the Tiki Juice Bar I kinda like this idea; candy-store mints in the mint juleps
• "Happiest Birthday on Earth!" festivities replaced by "Happiest Bris on Earth!"
• Reclining seats and in-flight movies on Dumbo
• Disabled guests requesting special access passes receiving free tickets to Knotts Berry Farm instead
• Pin trading replaced by wife swapping
• A giant sign outside Disneyland saying, "Coming in 2005 -- a new, original E-ticket attraction!" (nixed as just too unbelievable)
• Something interesting in Innoventions
• Tiny little pirates attacking and burning buildings in the Storybook Land Canal Boats

But definitely read the whole page - it should make you at least smile!



And BTW: yes, this is just a hoax site.

[Matterhorn Fan]

I like this bit about EPCOT:

Wonders of Life
A pavilion devoted to details of the human body that are so personal that they're none of your business so, for modesty's sake, the entire area is always closed.

[Kevy Baby]

Make sure not to miss the Disneymaniacs page.

[RStar]

I like this part about the Anual Passes:

A Variety of annual passes is available, each offering a different level of benefits.


"2 Park" Premium Annual Passport
*Entrance to either park on any day of the year
*10% discount on purchases over $10
*Discounts at some Downtown Disney restaurants and shops
*Free parking
*10-15% discount at some Disney restaurants
*Discounts at resort hotels
*Subscription to Disney Magazine
*Invitation to special events
*Name printed in Disney's "Big Book of Good Folks"
*Right to annoy cast members and generally act like you own the place

"2 Park" Deluxe Annual Passport
*Entrance to either park on 320 pre-selected days (generally not including *Saturdays during the months of March through August and holidays)
*10% discount at most Disney restaurants
*Discounts at resort hotels
*Immunity from being called up on stage and taunted during Golden Horseshoe performances

Standard Annual Passport
*Entrance to one park of the holder's choice on any non-holiday weekday
*Extra butter on any popcorn purchased at full price

Basic Annual Passport
*Entrance to one park of the Disneyland Resort's choice on any Tuesday or Thursday that the resort is at less than 40% capacity
*Entrance to no rides or attractions (except shooting gallery)
*Compulsory attendance on Michael Eisner's birthday
*Additional 10% admission fee when visiting Knotts Berry Farm, Universal Studios, or any Six Flags attraction


The Limited Edition "2 Park" Super Deluxe Executive Passport (which included all the benefits of the "2 Park" Premium Annual Passport plus a seat on the Disney board of directors) is no longer available.

Anual Passports Page

Now THATS funny!

[blueerica]

I was doing a bit of research and came across their link for Mission to Mars

My favorite line about Mission to Mars - and most truthful thing on the Interwebs...

It has been replaced with a non-threatening simulation of a pizza restaurant.