Gals - Have you ever been afraid of peeing on your shoes?

Betty · 03-29-2007, 04:51 PM

Which category to put this thread in? So loungy yet perhaps handy enough to qualify for Hep Cat and Kitten? Who wants to buy some and give it a try?

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Have you ever found yourself in a dirty, unhygienic port-a-potty?

Have you ever had a full bladder with no bathroom in sight?

Have you ever been afraid to pull down your pants to squat and pee and risk being seen or peeing on your shoes?

Yes? Then the P-Mate is for you!

· Made from recycled materials
· Quick, clean and leak-proof
· Fits discreetly in pocket or purse
· Shaped to the female body form

Ingtrigued? Wondering just what the thing looks like? So was I. And the picture isn't very forthcoming either...

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Capt Jack · 03-29-2007, 04:54 PM

Eliza Hodgkins 1812 · 03-29-2007, 04:55 PM

I've seen better photos. It looks like an empty toilet roll, but cone shaped to help streamline the pee.

And to answer your question, I have urinated on my shoes. I have also urinated on my:

-Pant leg, after trying to pee while squatting on a toilet.
- Dress, after hiking it up and squatting in a park

I should really buy this little helpmate, eh?

Alex · 03-29-2007, 07:39 PM

Lani has something along those lines around here. Got it when she was running a travel advice site.

Don't think she ever used it.

Forward deployed female soldiers and marines are given these as well.

Sub la Goon · 03-29-2007, 11:13 PM

No more "envy" issues either!

Morrigoon · 03-29-2007, 11:23 PM

I find toilet paper on the seat (or bowl edge, if in rural Europe) is a sufficient low-tech solution.

Disneyphile · 04-03-2007, 11:15 AM

Actually, I find this to be a really awesome idea.

However, I'd want a big one, just to make the boys around me a little more self-conscious.

DreadPirateRoberts · 04-03-2007, 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Disneyphile

Actually, I find this to be a really awesome idea.

However, I'd want a big one, just to make the boys around me a little more self-conscious.

How about some pvc pipe from home depot? you can pick the size, length, and color.

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Eliza Hodgkins 1812 Sputnik Sweetheart Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Long Beach Posts: 2,685	I've seen better photos. It looks like an empty toilet roll, but cone shaped to help streamline the pee. And to answer your question, I have urinated on my shoes. I have also urinated on my: -Pant leg, after trying to pee while squatting on a toilet. - Dress, after hiking it up and squatting in a park I should really buy this little helpmate, eh?
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Alex . Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 13,354	Lani has something along those lines around here. Got it when she was running a travel advice site. Don't think she ever used it. Forward deployed female soldiers and marines are given these as well.
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Sub la Goon Ride me! Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: The line forms here... Posts: 326	No more "envy" issues either! __________________ You roll the dice, you move your mice.
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Morrigoon I throw stones at houses Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Location: Location Posts: 9,534	I find toilet paper on the seat (or bowl edge, if in rural Europe) is a sufficient low-tech solution. __________________ http://bash.org/?top "It is useless for sheep to pass a resolution in favor of vegetarianism while wolves remain of a different opinion." -- William Randolph Inge
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Disneyphile SQUIRREL! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: On the curbside. Posts: 5,098	Actually, I find this to be a really awesome idea. However, I'd want a big one, just to make the boys around me a little more self-conscious.
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