Belles (Cover) Lettres

[lizziebith]

I'm furiously sending out resumes these days, and I'm a bit rusty in the cover-letter-writing department. Seeking inspiration, I googled "cover letters" and found this little gem of a site..."Overqualified," indeed.

[Kevy Baby]

Originally Posted by lizziebith

I'm furiously sending out resumes these days, and I'm a bit rusty in the cover-letter-writing department. Seeking inspiration, I googled "cover letters" and found this little gem of a site..."Overqualified," indeed.

I loved this gem:

Originally Posted by somebody applying for a job

The depression and suicidal fantasies of three years ago are nothing but a memory to me now.

[Morrigoon]

Oooh, I like this one:

After Cottonelle your eye will be drawn to the fact that I spent five years with Kraft, promoting their wondrously spongy and warm Kraft Dinner product line.