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Gemini Cricket · 07-28-2007, 01:02 AM

I am the lizard queen!

Kevy Baby · 07-28-2007, 06:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wendybeth

"Ow! Quit it".

(repeat over and over and over....)

That one is used repeatedly in our household (complete with finger poke of the arm).

parkfreak · 07-29-2007, 10:07 PM

Bart: (When chastised by Marge for saying the word "hell" just after church) How the HELL am I supposed to learn about HELL if I'm not allowed to say the word HELL?!?

BarTopDancer · 07-29-2007, 10:26 PM

"Yeah Moe that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked."

Gemini Cricket · 07-30-2007, 08:04 AM

Reverend Lovejoy: Homer, I'd like you to remember Matthew 7:26. "The foolish man who built his house upon the sand."
Homer: [pointing a finger] And you remember...
[thinks]
Homer: Matthew... 21:17.
Reverend Lovejoy: [confused] "And he left them and went out of the city, into Bethany, and he lodged there?"
Homer: Yeah. Think about it.

AllyOops! · 07-30-2007, 08:29 AM

Homer: "Stupid Flanders & his misleading silhouette!"

Gemini Cricket · 07-30-2007, 08:32 AM

Don Brodka: I'm calling your parents! Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Simpson? This is detective Don Brodka from Try-N-Save security. That's right, Don Brodka. Your son Bart has been caught shoplifting. Uh huh. Yeah, it's a shame, I know, but...well, try and have a merry Christmas. (Hangs up) They weren't home, uh huh. But I left a message on their answering machine, that's right.

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Don Brodka: Hey, kid: one more thing. If you ever set foot in this store again, you'll be spending Christmas in juvenile hall. Capisce?.... Well, do you understand?
Bart: Everything except "capisce".

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Marge: That's crazy Bart's not a shoplifter, he's just a little boy.
Brodka: Oh sure, now he's a little boy stealing little toys but someday he will be a grown man stealing stadiums and-and quarries.

Ghoulish Delight · 07-30-2007, 08:38 AM

Sideshow Bob: Madam, your children are no more....than a pair of ill-bread troublemakers
Marge: List too?
Bob: Especially Lisa. But especially Bart!

Ghoulish Delight · 08-06-2007, 02:47 PM

Everything's coming up Milhouse!

AllyOops! · 08-06-2007, 03:11 PM

I was totally thinking of this Thread last night! My brother Trevor and I were having dinner at the Charthouse in Newport Beach over the weekend. Sitting by the ocean, the subject of clams popped up (I don't know why) and it reminded me of the episode (22 Short Films About Springfield?) where Principal Skinner cooks dinner for Superintendent Chalmers, burns it, and then sneaks Krusty Burgers into the house referring to them as "steamed hams". We were laughing so hard about that!

Our favorite line from that vignette?

Agnes Skinner: "Seymour! The house is on fire!!
Seymour Skinner: "No, Mother. That's just the Northern Lights."

Okay, maybe it's not as funny in type, but we died laughing all evening over that!!

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parkfreak Aloha, Daddy-O Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Tiki Lounge Posts: 7	Bart: (When chastised by Marge for saying the word "hell" just after church) How the HELL am I supposed to learn about HELL if I'm not allowed to say the word HELL?!? __________________ "How many husbands have you had?" "Mine? Or other women's?" (Mrs. White - Clue)
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BarTopDancer Prepping... Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Here, there, everywhere Posts: 11,405	"Yeah Moe that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked." __________________ Spork is the new MacGyver Postcards From My Edge
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07-30-2007, 08:04 AM	#85
Gemini Cricket ... Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 13,244	Reverend Lovejoy: Homer, I'd like you to remember Matthew 7:26. "The foolish man who built his house upon the sand." Homer: [pointing a finger] And you remember... [thinks] Homer: Matthew... 21:17. Reverend Lovejoy: [confused] "And he left them and went out of the city, into Bethany, and he lodged there?" Homer: Yeah. Think about it.
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07-30-2007, 08:29 AM	#86
AllyOops! It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time!!! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Introspection Intersection Posts: 1,207	Homer: "Stupid Flanders & his misleading silhouette!"
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07-30-2007, 08:32 AM	#87
Gemini Cricket ... Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 13,244	More from my favorite one time characters Don Brodka: Don Brodka: I'm calling your parents! Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Simpson? This is detective Don Brodka from Try-N-Save security. That's right, Don Brodka. Your son Bart has been caught shoplifting. Uh huh. Yeah, it's a shame, I know, but...well, try and have a merry Christmas. (Hangs up) They weren't home, uh huh. But I left a message on their answering machine, that's right. ------------------------------- Don Brodka: Hey, kid: one more thing. If you ever set foot in this store again, you'll be spending Christmas in juvenile hall. Capisce?.... Well, do you understand? Bart: Everything except "capisce". ------------------------------- Marge: That's crazy Bart's not a shoplifter, he's just a little boy. Brodka: Oh sure, now he's a little boy stealing little toys but someday he will be a grown man stealing stadiums and-and quarries.
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07-30-2007, 08:38 AM	#88
Ghoulish Delight I Floop the Pig Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Alternative Swankstyle Posts: 19,348	Sideshow Bob: Madam, your children are no more....than a pair of ill-bread troublemakers Marge: List too? Bob: Especially Lisa. But especially Bart! __________________ 'He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me.' -TJ
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Ghoulish Delight I Floop the Pig Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Alternative Swankstyle Posts: 19,348	Everything's coming up Milhouse! __________________ 'He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me.' -TJ
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08-06-2007, 03:11 PM	#90
AllyOops! It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time!!! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Introspection Intersection Posts: 1,207	I was totally thinking of this Thread last night! My brother Trevor and I were having dinner at the Charthouse in Newport Beach over the weekend. Sitting by the ocean, the subject of clams popped up (I don't know why) and it reminded me of the episode (22 Short Films About Springfield?) where Principal Skinner cooks dinner for Superintendent Chalmers, burns it, and then sneaks Krusty Burgers into the house referring to them as "steamed hams". We were laughing so hard about that! Our favorite line from that vignette? Agnes Skinner: "Seymour! The house is on fire!! Seymour Skinner: "No, Mother. That's just the Northern Lights." Okay, maybe it's not as funny in type, but we died laughing all evening over that!!
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