Wholesome Wear Swimsuits......WTF?!

Isaac · 08-06-2007, 06:06 PM

Cadaverous Pallor · 08-06-2007, 06:43 PM

AKA "how to get your ass thoroughly kicked at summer camp"

"It's like you're Amish...with neon accents!"

"Because what you want to wear in the summer sun is a bunched black piece of canvas over another layer of spandex."

"Swimming too dangerously? Let our WaterBrake (TM) technology slow your tyke down to more sensible speeds."

Gives new meaning to "two-piece".

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Phew, I feel better now.

Mousey Girl · 08-06-2007, 07:03 PM

~MS~ · 08-06-2007, 07:13 PM

all I can say is DAMN....

Capt Jack · 08-06-2007, 07:27 PM

how sad

katiesue · 08-06-2007, 07:59 PM

Why do they always have long horrible looking hair as well?

Babette · 08-06-2007, 09:30 PM

I think Jim Bob's daughters are modeling those suits so the family can have money to feed the 17+2 mouths!

Kevy Baby · 08-06-2007, 09:39 PM

A priest is walking down the beach when he sees one of his young shapely female parishioners in a skimpy two-piece batching suit.

"Young lady, I expect the members of my church to dress more modestly in a one-piece bathing suit!"

"Certainly Pastor: which piece would you like me to take off?"

alphabassettgrrl · 08-06-2007, 09:52 PM

But... but... I like seeing the ladies in tight bathing suits...

I like the neon colors though.

Gemini Cricket · 08-06-2007, 10:15 PM

The Waltons go swimming.
Bleh!

08-06-2007, 06:06 PM	#1
Isaac the one n only Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Anaheim Posts: 1,236	Wholesome Wear Swimsuits......WTF?! Is it the 1800's again ? __________________
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Cadaverous Pallor ohhhh baby Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Parental Bliss Posts: 12,364	AKA "how to get your ass thoroughly kicked at summer camp" "It's like you're Amish...with neon accents!" "Because what you want to wear in the summer sun is a bunched black piece of canvas over another layer of spandex." "Swimming too dangerously? Let our WaterBrake (TM) technology slow your tyke down to more sensible speeds." Gives new meaning to "two-piece". ... Phew, I feel better now. __________________ The second star to the right shines in the night for you
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Mousey Girl Just Me Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: In The Flagon With The Dragon Posts: 2,437	ew!
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~MS~ One Happy little Missy! Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 658	all I can say is DAMN.... __________________ "Sometimes Miracles Hide"
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Capt Jack check your head Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 4,174	how sad __________________ a clear conscience is a sure sign of a fuzzy memory
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katiesue Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: San Diego Posts: 4,678	Why do they always have long horrible looking hair as well? __________________ My life is so exciting I can hardly stand it.
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Babette Snubbed Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: cupcake heaven Posts: 433	I think Jim Bob's daughters are modeling those suits so the family can have money to feed the 17+2 mouths!
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08-06-2007, 09:39 PM	#8
Kevy Baby Chowder Head Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Yes Posts: 18,500	A priest is walking down the beach when he sees one of his young shapely female parishioners in a skimpy two-piece batching suit. "Young lady, I expect the members of my church to dress more modestly in a one-piece bathing suit!" "Certainly Pastor: which piece would you like me to take off?" __________________ The thing about quotes on the internet is that you cannot verify their validity. - Abraham Lincoln
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alphabassettgrrl Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,978	But... but... I like seeing the ladies in tight bathing suits... I like the neon colors though. __________________ Why cycling? Anything [sport] that had to do with a ball, I wasn't very good at. -Lance Armstrong
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Gemini Cricket ... Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 13,244	The Waltons go swimming. Bleh!
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