The songs that make sharks frisky

Kevy Baby · 08-08-2007, 07:21 AM

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They might have a reputation as being fearsome killing machines but scientists have discovered that even the ocean's ultimate predator appreciates a decent tune.

A new study by German scientists has discovered that playing certain music to sharks gets them in the mood for mating.

So what are the top 5 horny shark tunes?

Salt'n Pepa -Push It
Joe Cocker - You Can Leave Your Hat On
James Last - Traumschiff (German version of Love Boat)
Justin Timberlake - Rock Your Body
Bob Marley - No Woman, No Cry

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blueerica · 08-08-2007, 09:23 AM

Instead of a killing machine how about....

"Love Machine" - isn't that by The Miracles?

3894 · 08-08-2007, 10:10 AM

Was Frau Farbissina the lead scientist on this one, by chance?

AllyOops! · 08-08-2007, 01:08 PM

What a coincidence! Those are also the top 5 songs that make Allys horny! Who knew?

One things for certain: if the sharks dig on Push It, they would have loved any of the highschool dances that I attended. That song always, ALWAYS made it into heavy rotation. I bet they wouldn't have been as shy on the dance floor and would have really worked a sexy iridescent cummerbund. Probably less handsy than teenage boys, too.

CoasterMatt · 08-08-2007, 02:10 PM

What about Mack The Knife?

blueerica · 08-08-2007, 03:06 PM

You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads!

Kevy Baby · 08-08-2007, 04:37 PM

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Originally Posted by AllyOops!

One things for certain: if the sharks dig on Push It, they would have loved any of the highschool dances that I attended. That song always, ALWAYS made it into heavy rotation.

That song still gets a good response.

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Originally Posted by CoasterMatt

What about Mack The Knife?

How does a song about a murderer get one hot?

Tref · 08-08-2007, 05:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Kevy Baby

[*]James Last - Traumschiff (German version of Love Boat)

Traum - exciting and new!
Come aboard ve're expecting du.
Das Traumschiff soon will be making another run
Das Traumschiff promises something for everyone

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