Really amusing article on back-to-school shopping for a tween girl

Morrigoon · 08-29-2007, 11:45 AM

http://www.slate.com/id/2172705/?GT1=10346

Apparently mainstream tween fashion is starting to make Build-A-Whore look like a bation of conservative dress...

katiesue · 08-29-2007, 12:27 PM

It's really hard to find age appropriate clothing for a tween. Especially mine who's always been the tallest girl in her grade, meaning she usually wears larger sizes than her age would dictate.

And I dare you to find a nice dress that's not for a 3 year old or a 14 year old street walker. It's practically impossible.

I actually think Happy Bunny is hilarious but not appropriate for her to wear to school. Luckily she still likes a lot at old navy which is usually fairly moderate in price and in style as well.

wendybeth · 08-29-2007, 12:33 PM

We have a hell of a time finding clothes for Tori as well- we've been able to still find shirts and some dresses at the Limited Too, but she's had to look for jeans elsewhere. The last time we looked at our Old Navy all they had was low-rise pants and shorts in Tori's size. A friend recommended buying jeans in the boys department, but we haven't gotten that desperate...yet.

wendybeth · 08-29-2007, 12:37 PM

Lol- I like this one:

"It's a comfort to know that if your child can't come up with her own insolent remarks, clothing manufacturers are there to help."

Alex · 08-29-2007, 12:37 PM

You think it is hard? My sister just had to do school shopping with for her 11-year-old daughter with c/d-cups.

Except for the early boob development she is otherwise built like a lanky 11-year-old. Apparently not an easy assignment.

wendybeth · 08-29-2007, 12:42 PM

Yikes! Like the article said, all the 'tweener bras are padded, almost without exception. (There is the assumption that all 'tweens are flat chested and want to have huge bazookas). We solve that problem by taking her to , believe it or not, Victoria's Secret, which has a junior section and they are great at fitting the kids properly and appropriately. (At least here in Spokane- I can't speak for any of the stores in less conservative areas).

Chernabog · 08-29-2007, 12:59 PM

Hahah that article was hilarious!!! I'm just stoked that the only fashion choice I'll have to make for my future dependent is what to dress the poor pooch for Halloween.

katiesue · 08-29-2007, 02:00 PM

We've solved a few problems by mixing and matching from different departments. She's got no hips or butt yet so she has to have girls pants but I usually get women's tops as they're larger/longer and seem to fit better.

We've got padded bras in every color - she doesn't like anything to show through so to speak as they might with unpadded. It's not to make them bigger but for coverage for her. Which is fine.

And now that she wears Womens 91/2 shoes you can add yet another store to our shopping excursions.

Morrigoon · 08-29-2007, 02:37 PM

katiesue: that gets worse as she goes up sizes... anything beyond 9 has a heck of a time finding decent choices (so says this 10W)

3894 · 08-29-2007, 02:39 PM

This post is dedicated to Sue Lyons who portrayed the 14 year-old nymphet title role in "Lolita", 1962.

Popular culture has been tarting up young teens since the 1950s.

1950s
Tuesday Weld (playing a 16 year-old living Barbie doll on "Dobie Gillis") in angora, a wide cinched belt, and a bullet bra

Our Annette rocking the who-wears-short-shorts and a tied blouse waaay before Britney Spears

1960s
Gidget in an underwire push-up number.

Twiggy wasn't that innocent.

1970's
Marcia Brady may have been covered from neck to hips but she worked those legs, as did Laurie Partridge

and on and on it goes.

08-29-2007, 11:45 AM	#1
Morrigoon I throw stones at houses Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Location: Location Posts: 9,534	Really amusing article on back-to-school shopping for a tween girl http://www.slate.com/id/2172705/?GT1=10346 Apparently mainstream tween fashion is starting to make Build-A-Whore look like a bation of conservative dress... __________________ http://bash.org/?top "It is useless for sheep to pass a resolution in favor of vegetarianism while wolves remain of a different opinion." -- William Randolph Inge
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08-29-2007, 12:27 PM	#2
katiesue Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: San Diego Posts: 4,678	It's really hard to find age appropriate clothing for a tween. Especially mine who's always been the tallest girl in her grade, meaning she usually wears larger sizes than her age would dictate. And I dare you to find a nice dress that's not for a 3 year old or a 14 year old street walker. It's practically impossible. I actually think Happy Bunny is hilarious but not appropriate for her to wear to school. Luckily she still likes a lot at old navy which is usually fairly moderate in price and in style as well. __________________ My life is so exciting I can hardly stand it.
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08-29-2007, 12:33 PM	#3
wendybeth Nevermind Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 7,847	We have a hell of a time finding clothes for Tori as well- we've been able to still find shirts and some dresses at the Limited Too, but she's had to look for jeans elsewhere. The last time we looked at our Old Navy all they had was low-rise pants and shorts in Tori's size. A friend recommended buying jeans in the boys department, but we haven't gotten that desperate...yet. __________________
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08-29-2007, 12:37 PM	#4
wendybeth Nevermind Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 7,847	Lol- I like this one: "It's a comfort to know that if your child can't come up with her own insolent remarks, clothing manufacturers are there to help." __________________
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08-29-2007, 12:37 PM	#5
Alex . Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 13,354	You think it is hard? My sister just had to do school shopping with for her 11-year-old daughter with c/d-cups. Except for the early boob development she is otherwise built like a lanky 11-year-old. Apparently not an easy assignment.
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08-29-2007, 12:42 PM	#6
wendybeth Nevermind Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 7,847	Yikes! Like the article said, all the 'tweener bras are padded, almost without exception. (There is the assumption that all 'tweens are flat chested and want to have huge bazookas). We solve that problem by taking her to , believe it or not, Victoria's Secret, which has a junior section and they are great at fitting the kids properly and appropriately. (At least here in Spokane- I can't speak for any of the stores in less conservative areas). __________________
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08-29-2007, 12:59 PM	#7
Chernabog Biophage Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: The Moon Posts: 2,679	Hahah that article was hilarious!!! I'm just stoked that the only fashion choice I'll have to make for my future dependent is what to dress the poor pooch for Halloween. __________________ And they say back then our universe Was a coal black egg Until the god inside Burst out and from its shattered shell He made what became the world we know ~ Bjork (Cosmogony)
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08-29-2007, 02:00 PM	#8
katiesue Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: San Diego Posts: 4,678	We've solved a few problems by mixing and matching from different departments. She's got no hips or butt yet so she has to have girls pants but I usually get women's tops as they're larger/longer and seem to fit better. We've got padded bras in every color - she doesn't like anything to show through so to speak as they might with unpadded. It's not to make them bigger but for coverage for her. Which is fine. And now that she wears Womens 91/2 shoes you can add yet another store to our shopping excursions. __________________ My life is so exciting I can hardly stand it.
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08-29-2007, 02:37 PM	#9
Morrigoon I throw stones at houses Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Location: Location Posts: 9,534	katiesue: that gets worse as she goes up sizes... anything beyond 9 has a heck of a time finding decent choices (so says this 10W) __________________ http://bash.org/?top "It is useless for sheep to pass a resolution in favor of vegetarianism while wolves remain of a different opinion." -- William Randolph Inge
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08-29-2007, 02:39 PM	#10
3894 Next Stop: Funkytown! Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Cheeselandia Posts: 1,907	Let's review young teen icons through the years, shall we? This post is dedicated to Sue Lyons who portrayed the 14 year-old nymphet title role in "Lolita", 1962. Popular culture has been tarting up young teens since the 1950s. 1950s Tuesday Weld (playing a 16 year-old living Barbie doll on "Dobie Gillis") in angora, a wide cinched belt, and a bullet bra Our Annette rocking the who-wears-short-shorts and a tied blouse waaay before Britney Spears 1960s Gidget in an underwire push-up number. Twiggy wasn't that innocent. 1970's Marcia Brady may have been covered from neck to hips but she worked those legs, as did Laurie Partridge and on and on it goes.
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