Belly Laughs.......

[libraryvixen]

Claire... was it TRULY the last time you farted? Or the last time you dropped atomic bombs?

[MerryPrankster]

Claire...your story had me rolling!

My husband likes to drop bombs in public places...on purpose. It drives me crazy! I do love my potty humor though. It's always good for a belly laugh.

[Not Afraid]

Red vines make you fart. Big time.

[mousepod]

Originally Posted by Not Afraid

Red vines make you fart. Big time.

That has to be a warning on the label. (especially the "big time" part)

[€uroMeinke]

We had some belly laughs last night - it spelled our doom as we where then fated to stay up at least until dawn, trading advertising jinggles of our youth.

[Not Afraid]

I mean........how FUNNY this be, sung in MY voice, at approx 3 am??????:

Head shapmoo is easy
so clean and breezy
the natural think to do
I know my hair would rather
Have organic lather
so I wash it off with Head shampoo
Healthy happpy Head shappoo.

[mistyisjafo]

Originally Posted by Not Afraid

I mean........how FUNNY this be, sung in MY voice, at approx 3 am??????:

Head shapmoo is easy
so clean and breezy
the natural think to do
I know my hair would rather
Have organic lather
so I wash it off with Head shampoo
Healthy happpy Head shappoo.

Oh no! Don't start again! I'm still trying to get "you suck my battleship" out my head!!!

LOL!!

Talk about belly laughs, this whole day on the board has been one big giggle!!

[tracilicious]

Originally Posted by Claire

Eleven years later and anytime either of us hears or says, "Thanks for stopping by!" we laugh like stupid lunatics.

And that was the last time I ever farted.

This reminds me of my favorite Claire story EVER. "Would you, or would you not, like me to buy you some tampons?!" LOL, I still crack up when I think of that.

The most innappropriate thing I've ever laughed at is really horrible. I was childless then, I'm sure I couldn't laugh at anything to do with the death of a child now, but I'm still a very bad person for laughing about it.

This little boy (9 or 10) has a brain tumor. They go through many surgeries and treatments to remove it. He beats all the odds for survival. He finally has a clear bill of health, but they are going in for a routine CAT scan (the one where you put your head in a tunnel and this big thing takes pictures of your brain). Some idiot nurses aid or volunteer walks in while the scan is being done with a freaking oxygen tank. The machine is one big magnet, so the tank flies over and crushes the kids head. He dies.

I told you I'm awful. That story still made me chuckle. The sheer irony of defeating a brain tumor and then having your head crushed in a freak accident is too much. Good thing I don't believe in hell. I'd go there for sure.

[Claire]

Originally Posted by tracilicious

Good thing I don't believe in hell. I'd go there for sure.

Totally. I'd see you there.