Dear:

[blueerica]

Dear Lady-driving-while-talking-on-your-cell -

You are actually worse than any other driver I've seen talking on their phone, and that's saying a lot. You were braking for no reason at all. While I get annoyed with anyone holding their phone to their ear while driving, for the most part I can deal, but in this case I would have been in my right mind to honk my horn non-stop until you got off. But I didn't.

Get a Clue,

Erica


Dear Nimrods in my class -

I know that it's hard to understand the teacher. She's from China and she just finished her PhD, got a job at CSULB and it's her first week teaching anyone anything. She's super smart, but you're too busy being confused by nonsense to see that. Instead of being slightly more patient, you've resorted to making jokes and trying to trick her into saying what she doesn't mean to say. You've flustered her, and it's wasting my time. I would probably not be so annoyed if it was the slightest bit funny. You, the collective group of men, should be ashamed that you'd be so unabashedly lame. Even when I tried to help clarify what she was saying about our project (which I "got" by using something called patience) you decided to talk over me.

Hope you f*ck up your project, a$$holes.

Erica

[AllyOops!]

Dear Shelby,

I still can't believe you're gone. I just filled your little tummy with treats yesterday. I loved you so much, and I still do. It was like you were my own puppy. After losing both of my labrador retrievers, it was such an amazing feeling having a little lab just like you in my life.

You reminded me so much of my little snow pea, who will have passed away two years now in November. However, you definitely had your own little sparkling & charming personality. You had me wrapped around your little paw. Your sweet eyes melted me every single time that I saw you.You may have been my Boss's dog, but you were mine, too. Everyday you visited me & stayed inside of my office & you were the brightest part of my day.

When I came to work this morning and looked for you, I couldn't believe you were gone. I know that you were 18 yrs. old, but you had the spirit of a puppy. You seemed just fine yesterday. Especially when you stole those treats I had hidden for you out of my bag.

I can't believe I didn't get the chance to say goodbye. I'm crying all over again. Golly, I miss you.

You are in God's loving care now. Have fun playing with my little snow pea & Doc. I'm sure they greeted you with wagging tails & lots of kisses.

I love you,

~Michelle ("Ally")

[Snowflake]

Originally Posted by AllyOops!

[font="Georgia"]Dear Shelby,
...

Awww, Ally, I am so sorry. {{{hugs}}}

[JWBear]

Dear friends,

I'm going to the Seventh Level...

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!

Seventh Level of Hell

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Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.


Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | Very High
Level 4 | High
Level 5 | Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge | High
Level 9 - Cocytus | High

Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-i...formation.html
Take the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

I guess I'll have to work a little harder if I want to get to the ninth level.

[Kevy Baby]

Is it possible to be on level 4-3/4?

[katiesue]

(((Ally))) Aww so sorry.

[Gemini Cricket]

Dear Bush,

You're not 'kicking a$s'. You are the a$s.

Sincerely,
Brad

[3894]

Oh, Ally. I'm so sorry for your loss.


Dear Grocery Store Clerk:

Thank you for carding me today! It made my entire month.

Signed,
Helen

[alphabassettgrrl]

**hugs** Ally.

[Kevy Baby]

Dear Helen

Were they making sure you were old enough to buy the products you were purchasing or to see if you qualified for the senior citizen discount?

With Love,
The Bubble Burster