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CoasterMatt · 09-07-2007, 12:34 PM

Dear payroll department,
You've had your extra day off for the holiday, WHERE'S MY FREAKIN' PAYCHECK!?!?!
I'm sure I'll be filling out some kind of descrepency form, since you can't seem to get anything right, despite 3 different checks for accuracy BEFORE the timekeeper info is sent to you.

Signed,
Nobody that really NEEDS to pay any bills...

BarTopDancer · 09-07-2007, 12:47 PM

Dear Matt,

Paying bills on time is over-rated.

Signed,

Paryoll.

libraryvixen · 09-07-2007, 01:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ghoulish Delight

Dear Apple and/or Microsoft.

Wake up and fix the freaking Vista iTunes bugs.

Sincerely,
Half of America

Dear GD,

Feeling the iTunes pain with you!

Sincerely,

Rena

Ponine · 09-07-2007, 01:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CoasterMatt

Dear payroll department,
You've had your extra day off for the holiday, WHERE'S MY FREAKIN' PAYCHECK!?!?!
I'm sure I'll be filling out some kind of descrepency form, since you can't seem to get anything right, despite 3 different checks for accuracy BEFORE the timekeeper info is sent to you.

Signed,
Nobody that really NEEDS to pay any bills...

Dear payroll supervisor,
See how they treat us? THis is NOT uncommon.

signed,
Not intending to irritate CM, but an otherwise unhappy payroll tech.

Prudence · 09-07-2007, 01:39 PM

Dear Seattle University Moot Court Board:

Bite me.

No love,
Pru

Capt Jack · 09-10-2007, 04:34 PM

dear weekend

Im so sorry you werent able to stay longer. your visit was a welcomed relief from your cousin 'weekday's oh-too-long stay. I only wish we'd been able to accomplish more than we did.

I miss you. come again soon

CJ

Morrigoon · 09-10-2007, 04:49 PM

Dear weekend,

Where the hell were you the last two days? I waited and waited, but you never came. But never fear, I managed to keep busy with work while I waited.

Missing you,

Morri

Ghoulish Delight · 09-10-2007, 04:58 PM

Dear stomach,

Piss off, tubby. That sandwich was plenty of food, I don't want to hear any grumbling from you. You can freaking wait until dinner.

Hungrily yours,
-Will Power

CoasterMatt · 09-10-2007, 04:59 PM

Dear Ponine,

Please come work for our payroll department. Free cookies and coffee (sorry, it's just Starbucks).

Signed,
CoasterMatt

BarTopDancer · 09-10-2007, 06:08 PM

Dear remote access using Senior Manager:

We just had a ton of layoffs because business is slow. A new laptop will be close to $3k. Your laptop is fine, it is user error. We know you want a new one, but by flat our refusing to do what we request to troubleshoot your issue so you can get one is not the way.

Signed,

Really freeking annoyed IT girl

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09-10-2007, 04:34 PM	#466
Capt Jack check your head Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 4,174	dear weekend Im so sorry you werent able to stay longer. your visit was a welcomed relief from your cousin 'weekday's oh-too-long stay. I only wish we'd been able to accomplish more than we did. I miss you. come again soon CJ __________________ a clear conscience is a sure sign of a fuzzy memory
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Morrigoon I throw stones at houses Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Location: Location Posts: 9,534	Dear weekend, Where the hell were you the last two days? I waited and waited, but you never came. But never fear, I managed to keep busy with work while I waited. Missing you, Morri __________________ http://bash.org/?top "It is useless for sheep to pass a resolution in favor of vegetarianism while wolves remain of a different opinion." -- William Randolph Inge
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Ghoulish Delight I Floop the Pig Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Alternative Swankstyle Posts: 19,348	Dear stomach, Piss off, tubby. That sandwich was plenty of food, I don't want to hear any grumbling from you. You can freaking wait until dinner. Hungrily yours, -Will Power __________________ 'He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me.' -TJ
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CoasterMatt BRAAAAAAAINS! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: One Step Beyond... Posts: 8,802	Dear Ponine, Please come work for our payroll department. Free cookies and coffee (sorry, it's just Starbucks). Signed, CoasterMatt __________________ Do you like my photography? Visit photosbymatt.tumblr.com to purchase prints!
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09-10-2007, 06:08 PM	#470
BarTopDancer Prepping... Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Here, there, everywhere Posts: 11,405	Dear remote access using Senior Manager: We just had a ton of layoffs because business is slow. A new laptop will be close to $3k. Your laptop is fine, it is user error. We know you want a new one, but by flat our refusing to do what we request to troubleshoot your issue so you can get one is not the way. Signed, Really freeking annoyed IT girl __________________ Spork is the new MacGyver Postcards From My Edge
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