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Disneyphile · 09-10-2007, 10:25 AM

I'm really hoping this site is not real:

http://www.marryourdaughter.com/

Disneyphile · 09-10-2007, 10:36 AM

And, here's another site just for us gals. Although, this one's clearly a joke:

http://www.mailorderhusbands.net/order/

Gn2Dlnd · 09-10-2007, 10:39 AM

Fvckmysonfor$.com has a nice ring to it.

Strangler Lewis · 09-10-2007, 10:40 AM

Judging by the over the top white trash testimonials, I'm assuming the first one's a joke. Either that or it's a pedophile sting. Hence I did not see what was behind the "propose" link.

LSPoorEeyorick · 09-10-2007, 11:10 AM

Smacks of a viral site for a movie, or something. They're (cough) doing a lot of that these days. http://www.bulletproofbaby.net/ is one (not ours. Though one of ours will be live later this week.)

Kevy Baby · 09-10-2007, 12:00 PM

The most expensive one (at $79,995) has this description:

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Marissa likes to put on airs and thinks she’s better than all of us here and who knows maybe she’s right. She’s looking for a smart, sophisticated man who knows “art” and “culture” and “style” and who can understand her better than we can.

alphabassettgrrl · 09-10-2007, 12:04 PM

My favorite testimonial on the girls' site is the one about how their daughter never did anything but mope around the house and so they listed her on the site and now they have a jacuzzi.

And on the guys' site I like the guy who's half price now.

Do the compatibililty test on their site- it's hilarious.

€uroMeinke · 09-10-2007, 07:02 PM

I think you can get better pricing offshore

RStar · 09-10-2007, 08:57 PM

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Originally Posted by €uroMeinke

I think you can get better pricing offshore

Why, are mermaids cheeper?

Only 400 clams? It's a deal!!!!

scaeagles · 09-10-2007, 08:59 PM

I propositioned Ariel at Disneyland once, but didn't get an answer.

09-10-2007, 10:25 AM	#1
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Disneyphile SQUIRREL! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: On the curbside. Posts: 5,098	And, here's another site just for us gals. Although, this one's clearly a joke: http://www.mailorderhusbands.net/order/
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Gn2Dlnd Parmmadore Jim Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Casita del Queso Posts: 3,810	Fvckmysonfor$.com has a nice ring to it. __________________ Does anyone still wear a hat?
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09-10-2007, 10:40 AM	#4
Strangler Lewis Doing The Job Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: In a state Posts: 3,956	Judging by the over the top white trash testimonials, I'm assuming the first one's a joke. Either that or it's a pedophile sting. Hence I did not see what was behind the "propose" link. __________________ Live now-pay later. Diner's Club!
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09-10-2007, 11:10 AM	#5
LSPoorEeyorick scribblin' Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: in the moment Posts: 3,872	Smacks of a viral site for a movie, or something. They're (cough) doing a lot of that these days. http://www.bulletproofbaby.net/ is one (not ours. Though one of ours will be live later this week.)
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09-10-2007, 12:04 PM	#7
alphabassettgrrl Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,978	My favorite testimonial on the girls' site is the one about how their daughter never did anything but mope around the house and so they listed her on the site and now they have a jacuzzi. And on the guys' site I like the guy who's half price now. Do the compatibililty test on their site- it's hilarious. __________________ Why cycling? Anything [sport] that had to do with a ball, I wasn't very good at. -Lance Armstrong
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€uroMeinke L'Hédoniste Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: A.S.C.O.T. Posts: 8,671	I think you can get better pricing offshore __________________ I would believe only in a God that knows how to Dance. Friedrich Nietzsche
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09-10-2007, 08:59 PM	#10
scaeagles I LIKE! Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 7,819	I propositioned Ariel at Disneyland once, but didn't get an answer.
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