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Moonliner · 09-11-2007, 02:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Ghoulish Delight

Tuesday.

Whew!

When I saw "Ghoulish Delight has just replied to a thread you have subscribed to entitled - Dear:" I was somehow expecting a reply like "It's called Moonlining". I'm glad I dodged that one...

JWBear · 09-11-2007, 04:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Kevy Baby

Did yuo cause that nasty accident at Beach this morning?

Dear Kevy,

No. Not me. When was it? I don't remember passing an accident.

AllyOops! · 09-11-2007, 05:48 PM

Dear Michelle/Ally/Whatever the hell your name is:

You begin work at 7:30 a.m. You are supposed to be out by 3:30, although that never, ever happens. It's now 5:49. Plus, you refuse to take a break all day long. You love to push & punish yourself! However, if your'e going to sneak in posts, you have to have extra time to make up the work, right? Right. Plus, you don't like leaving any "undone" projects on your desk. However, it will never end. There is a tomorrow, God willing. I know, I know, no ball should be dropped on your time, you nutjob.

You'll be working until 8.

Oh, by the way, what do you call it when your eyes are so sleepy & dry that they feel like potato chips? Your eyes are burning, and while the all-natural drops you put in them made them feel so soothed for all of a moment, they then began to burn so badly that your boss had to ask you what was wrong when he heard you howling with squinted eyes.

Go home. You leave after 5 every damn day. And rest those eyes. I know your'e whole world is work these days, but there are other facets, too. Like friends. Remember those?

Reel it in, girlfriend!

~Mich..All..me

Kevy Baby · 09-11-2007, 11:00 PM

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Originally Posted by JWBear

Dear Kevy,

No. Not me. When was it? I don't remember passing an accident.

Dear JWB

Heard about it on the traffic reports on my way in. Probably on the report around 8:00-8:30.

With Love,
Kevin

Morrigoon · 09-11-2007, 11:27 PM

Dear Moonliner,

That'll teach you to get involved in a "breastfeeding in public" argument. (Oh wait, that was me)

-Me

********

Dear Kitty,

Though you lack a collar and seem very well behaved you also appear desperate to come inside our house. But I don't know if you have an owner, and I don't want to steal someone's cat. Please understand.

-Loving potential future owner

PS: Dude, you're breaking my boyfriend's heart

AllyOops! · 09-11-2007, 11:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Morrigoon

Dear Moonliner,

That'll teach you to get involved in a "breastfeeding in public" argument. (Oh wait, that was me)

-Me

I know. And it really hurt my feelings that you couldn't back the fact that I wanted to expose my funbags at Applebee's. It doesn't matter that they offer blankets for nursing privacy, oh hell to the no. It also doesn't matter that I've never had a child & I've never nursed. It was my right to lay those puppies out, to the left of those delicious simmering pepperjack fajitas. Asking the bewildered, blushing waiter if "he cared for a sample, and not the fajitas, buddy", was a fun topper to a lovely evening.

wendybeth · 09-11-2007, 11:45 PM

Dear Ally-

This is for you!

(Not entirely sfw, but not like KB"s nsfw's).

Enjoy!

Wendybeth

Capt Jack · 09-12-2007, 08:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AllyOops!

I wanted to expose my funbags at Applebee's. It was my right to lay those puppies out, to the left of those delicious simmering pepperjack fajitas.

free your mind and the rest will follow!

Kevy Baby · 09-12-2007, 08:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wendybeth

Dear Ally-

This is for you!

(Not entirely sfw, but not like KB"s nsfw's).

Enjoy!

Wendybeth

Damn salt and pepper shakers

Mousey Girl · 09-12-2007, 09:01 AM

Dear Thud,

I'm sorry, but you were suffering. Thank you for the kisses and lovies. I will miss you. I was there for your birth, I couldn't bear to be there for your death.

Love Mommy

09-11-2007, 05:48 PM	#493
AllyOops! It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time!!! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Introspection Intersection Posts: 1,207	Dear Michelle/Ally/Whatever the hell your name is: You begin work at 7:30 a.m. You are supposed to be out by 3:30, although that never, ever happens. It's now 5:49. Plus, you refuse to take a break all day long. You love to push & punish yourself! However, if your'e going to sneak in posts, you have to have extra time to make up the work, right? Right. Plus, you don't like leaving any "undone" projects on your desk. However, it will never end. There is a tomorrow, God willing. I know, I know, no ball should be dropped on your time, you nutjob. You'll be working until 8. Oh, by the way, what do you call it when your eyes are so sleepy & dry that they feel like potato chips? Your eyes are burning, and while the all-natural drops you put in them made them feel so soothed for all of a moment, they then began to burn so badly that your boss had to ask you what was wrong when he heard you howling with squinted eyes. Go home. You leave after 5 every damn day. And rest those eyes. I know your'e whole world is work these days, but there are other facets, too. Like friends. Remember those? Reel it in, girlfriend! ~Mich..All..me
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09-11-2007, 11:27 PM	#495
Morrigoon I throw stones at houses Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Location: Location Posts: 9,534	Dear Moonliner, That'll teach you to get involved in a "breastfeeding in public" argument. (Oh wait, that was me) -Me ******** Dear Kitty, Though you lack a collar and seem very well behaved you also appear desperate to come inside our house. But I don't know if you have an owner, and I don't want to steal someone's cat. Please understand. -Loving potential future owner PS: Dude, you're breaking my boyfriend's heart __________________ http://bash.org/?top "It is useless for sheep to pass a resolution in favor of vegetarianism while wolves remain of a different opinion." -- William Randolph Inge
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09-11-2007, 11:45 PM	#497
wendybeth Nevermind Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 7,847	Dear Ally- This is for you! (Not entirely sfw, but not like KB"s nsfw's). Enjoy! Wendybeth __________________
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09-12-2007, 09:01 AM	#500
Mousey Girl Just Me Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: In The Flagon With The Dragon Posts: 2,437	Dear Thud, I'm sorry, but you were suffering. Thank you for the kisses and lovies. I will miss you. I was there for your birth, I couldn't bear to be there for your death. Love Mommy
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