Merry Christmas! - Page 3

RStar · 12-25-2007, 12:27 AM

Here's to our Jewish friends at christmastime from South Park:

It's hard to be a Jew on Christmas
My Friends won't let me join in any games..
And I can't sing Christmas songs
Or decorate a Christmas tree..
Or leave water out for Rudolph
'cause there's something wrong with me..
My people don't believe in Jesus Christ's divinity..
I'm a Jew, a lonely Jew.. on Christmas.

Hanukkah is nice, but why is it,
That Santa passes over my house every year?
And instead of eating Ham
I have to eat Kosher Latkes..
Instead of Silent Night
I'm singing hey-hach-dol-gavish..
And what the f**k is up
With lighting all these f**king Candles, tell me please?

I'm a Jew, a lonely Jew..
I can't be merry, 'cause i'm Hebrew.. on Christmas.

Hey Little Boy, I can't help but hear,
You're feeling left out of Christmas Cheer..
But i've come to see that you shouldn't be sad
This is the one month that you shoud be glad..

Because it's nice to be a Jew on Christmas
You don't have to deal with the season at all..
You don't have to be on your best behavior, or give to charity
You don't have to go to grandma's house with your alcoholic family..
And I don't have to sit on some fake Santa's lap
And have him breathe his stinky breath on me!
That's right! You're a Jew, a stylin' Jew..
It's a good time, to be Hebrew.. on Christmas.

And to everyone else:

Merry Christmas, and Happy New Year!

French - Joyeux Noël et Bonne Année!

German- Fröhliche Weihnachten und ein glückliches Neues Jahr!

Greek - Kala Christougenna Ki'eftihismenos O Kenourios Chronos

Hawaiian- Mele Kalikimaka & Hauoli Makahiki Hou

Hebrew - Mo'adim Lesimkha. Shanah Tova (I couldn't resist!)

Italian - Buon Natale e Felice Anno Nuovo

Japanese - Shinnen omedeto. Kurisumasu Omedeto

Romanian- Craciun fericit si un An Nou fericit!

Spanish- Feliz Navidad y Próspero Año Nuevo

Swedish - God Jul och Gott Nytt År

Vietnamese - Chuc Mung Giang Sinh - Chuc Mung Tan Nien

Yiddish - Gute Vaynakhtn un a Gut Nay Yor

I wish everyone a Merry Christmas, and a very happy new year!

Snowflake · 12-25-2007, 08:16 AM

Merry Xmas to one and all!

Cough Cough, Sneeze!

Merry Xmas! Don't forget the After Xmas sales start tomorrow!

RStar · 12-25-2007, 11:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Snowflake

Don't forget the After Xmas sales start tomorrow!

Oh, I won't! It's a tradition....

Gotta get the wrapping paper and Christmas Cards for next year, and of course....

MORE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS!!!!!!

Oh, and I hope you feel better soon, Snowflake!

Not Afraid · 12-25-2007, 11:16 AM

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Originally Posted by BarTopDancer

Poor puppy! He does not look happy!

Pugs always look worried. It must be the wrinkles.

Is this better?

Cadaverous Pallor · 12-25-2007, 11:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Not Afraid

Is this better?

No, there's still a pet in a costume

Not Afraid · 12-25-2007, 11:23 AM

Awww, he's just wearing his Christmas collar.

Just wait until NYE!

Morrigoon · 12-25-2007, 11:31 AM

Merry Christmas

Cadaverous Pallor · 12-25-2007, 11:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Not Afraid

Awww, he's just wearing his Christmas collar.

Just wait until NYE!

I guess we'll be calling him Astro?

BarTopDancer · 12-25-2007, 11:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Not Afraid

Pugs always look worried. It must be the wrinkles.

Is this better?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cadaverous Pallor

No, there's still a pet in a costume

What she said

Quote:

Originally Posted by Not Afraid

Awww, he's just wearing his Christmas collar.

Just wait until NYE!

From that angle it does look better though. At first it looked like it went through his poor wittle legs.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cadaverous Pallor

I guess we'll be calling him Astro?

Wrogre! Welroy!

wendybeth · 12-25-2007, 12:01 PM

Did Thurston get his card?

Happy Merry, everyone!

(I still have the Cold From Hell, but I can almost smell my new Chanel perfume today.....).

12-25-2007, 12:27 AM	#21
RStar Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Me & Manyard hangin out! Posts: 5,433	Here's to our Jewish friends at christmastime from South Park: It's hard to be a Jew on Christmas My Friends won't let me join in any games.. And I can't sing Christmas songs Or decorate a Christmas tree.. Or leave water out for Rudolph 'cause there's something wrong with me.. My people don't believe in Jesus Christ's divinity.. I'm a Jew, a lonely Jew.. on Christmas. Hanukkah is nice, but why is it, That Santa passes over my house every year? And instead of eating Ham I have to eat Kosher Latkes.. Instead of Silent Night I'm singing hey-hach-dol-gavish.. And what the fk is up With lighting all these fking Candles, tell me please? I'm a Jew, a lonely Jew.. I can't be merry, 'cause i'm Hebrew.. on Christmas. Hey Little Boy, I can't help but hear, You're feeling left out of Christmas Cheer.. But i've come to see that you shouldn't be sad This is the one month that you shoud be glad.. Because it's nice to be a Jew on Christmas You don't have to deal with the season at all.. You don't have to be on your best behavior, or give to charity You don't have to go to grandma's house with your alcoholic family.. And I don't have to sit on some fake Santa's lap And have him breathe his stinky breath on me! That's right! You're a Jew, a stylin' Jew.. It's a good time, to be Hebrew.. on Christmas. And to everyone else: Merry Christmas, and Happy New Year! French - Joyeux Noël et Bonne Année! German- Fröhliche Weihnachten und ein glückliches Neues Jahr! Greek - Kala Christougenna Ki'eftihismenos O Kenourios Chronos Hawaiian- Mele Kalikimaka & Hauoli Makahiki Hou Hebrew - Mo'adim Lesimkha. Shanah Tova (I couldn't resist!) Italian - Buon Natale e Felice Anno Nuovo Japanese - Shinnen omedeto. Kurisumasu Omedeto Romanian- Craciun fericit si un An Nou fericit! Spanish- Feliz Navidad y Próspero Año Nuevo Swedish - God Jul och Gott Nytt År Vietnamese - Chuc Mung Giang Sinh - Chuc Mung Tan Nien Yiddish - Gute Vaynakhtn un a Gut Nay Yor I wish everyone a Merry Christmas, and a very happy new year! __________________ Meddle not in the affairs of Dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup! www.StarTownGifts.com
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12-25-2007, 08:16 AM	#22
Snowflake lost in the fog Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: San Francisco Posts: 7,831	Merry Xmas to one and all! Cough Cough, Sneeze! Merry Xmas! Don't forget the After Xmas sales start tomorrow! __________________ Be yourself; everyone else is already taken. - Oscar Wilde
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12-25-2007, 11:23 AM	#26
Not Afraid HI! Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 17,108	Awww, he's just wearing his Christmas collar. Just wait until NYE!
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12-25-2007, 11:31 AM	#27
Morrigoon I throw stones at houses Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Location: Location Posts: 9,534	Merry Christmas __________________ http://bash.org/?top "It is useless for sheep to pass a resolution in favor of vegetarianism while wolves remain of a different opinion." -- William Randolph Inge
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12-25-2007, 12:01 PM	#30
wendybeth Nevermind Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 7,847	Did Thurston get his card? Happy Merry, everyone! (I still have the Cold From Hell, but I can almost smell my new Chanel perfume today.....). __________________
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