New School Prayer - Page 4

Jazzman · 02-08-2008, 05:58 PM

Oh, I get it. In other words, you have no idea what you're talking about.

Okay, carry on then.

Peachy Keen · 02-08-2008, 06:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Kevy Baby

I'm surprised that no one has brought up the old adage that, "As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools."

*snicker*

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Originally Posted by SacTown Chronic

In that case, I guess my old report cards are proof that God doesn't exist.

and again

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Originally Posted by SacTown Chronic

Naw, I'm just tryin' to find different ways to say "Shut the fvck up and stop your incessant whining, Christians. You own this country lock, stock, and barrel...what else do you fvcking want?" without being rude.

Ding Ding Ding we have a winner!

I just want to know where all these people come from who hang out in front of Target and keep trying to get me to sign a petition to "Keep God in the Pledge of Allegiance"? I guess they don't know that was cooked up during the 50s when McCarthyism was all the rage. *rolls eyes*
God Bless America.

Kevy Baby · 02-08-2008, 06:15 PM

Goddess Bless America

Gemini Cricket · 02-08-2008, 06:16 PM

Or America bless itself.
Or whatever/whomever bless America.

:shrug:

innerSpaceman · 02-08-2008, 06:17 PM

Or Gazuntight America.

(did America sneeze? I knew it farted occassionally)

Gemini Cricket · 02-08-2008, 06:22 PM

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Originally Posted by innerSpaceman

(...I knew it farted occassionally)

Yes, it does.
And if Florida is America's wang, then where's its asshole? D.C.?

SacTown Chronic · 02-08-2008, 06:50 PM

Amerca's wang used to watch me shave, now it just stares at the floor.

Alex · 02-08-2008, 06:53 PM

No, DC would be a nipple if Florida is the wang. I'd say that the southern part of Texas would be the asshole with Louisiana, Mississippi, and Alabama being the taint.

Gemini Cricket · 02-08-2008, 06:54 PM

I guess so, if its facing that way.

Kevy Baby · 02-08-2008, 06:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Alex

No, DC would be a nipple if Florida is the wang. I'd say that the southern part of Texas would be the asshole with Louisiana, Mississippi, and Alabama being the taint.

So America is nothing but a torso?

02-08-2008, 05:58 PM	#31
Jazzman Sax God Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Portland's Tijuana Posts: 510	Oh, I get it. In other words, you have no idea what you're talking about. Okay, carry on then.
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02-08-2008, 06:15 PM	#33
Kevy Baby Chowder Head Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Yes Posts: 18,500	Goddess Bless America __________________ The thing about quotes on the internet is that you cannot verify their validity. - Abraham Lincoln
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02-08-2008, 06:16 PM	#34
Gemini Cricket ... Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 13,244	Or America bless itself. Or whatever/whomever bless America. :shrug:
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02-08-2008, 06:17 PM	#35
innerSpaceman Kink of Swank Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Inner Space Posts: 13,075	Or Gazuntight America. (did America sneeze? I knew it farted occassionally)
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02-08-2008, 06:50 PM	#37
SacTown Chronic the myth of the dream Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 2,217	Amerca's wang used to watch me shave, now it just stares at the floor. __________________ Is it the fingers, or the brain that you're teaching a lesson?
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02-08-2008, 06:53 PM	#38
Alex . Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 13,354	No, DC would be a nipple if Florida is the wang. I'd say that the southern part of Texas would be the asshole with Louisiana, Mississippi, and Alabama being the taint.
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02-08-2008, 06:54 PM	#39
Gemini Cricket ... Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 13,244	I guess so, if its facing that way.
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