DL visit approaches - please procure your ferret ASAP

Prudence · 03-11-2008, 10:14 AM

This is your first warning from the Prudence DL Visit Alert System.

Prudence will be visiting the Disneyland Resort Area in approximately one month. If you do not already own or have access to a ferret, please make arrangements to purchase or borrow a ferret prior to April 12th so that you can arrange a priority weasel washing of five days in duration. This will ensure that you will be otherwise occupied during Prudence's visit and will not be tempted to visit the Disneyland Resort Area during this dangerous time.

Thank you in advance for your compliance with this directive. Your country and your theme park are depending on you.

BarTopDancer · 03-11-2008, 10:25 AM

Aren't ferrets illegal in CA?

Do you have dates you will be in town? I have some matches that are burning a hole in my pocket. Ouch ouch ouch!

Ponine · 03-11-2008, 10:34 AM

Umm... I have no idea what to say, but my first thought was... well ferrets are illegal here.

But I do want to meet you this time. Even though I will not be participating in MA.
I might have a plush weasel. I'll look.

Alex · 03-11-2008, 10:35 AM

So the first order of business is to hold a recall election for Arnold so that we can instead elect that guy on the Libertarian ticket whose top issue was ferret re-legalization.

Snowflake · 03-11-2008, 10:40 AM

Got a hard date on errival?

I might also make it down. No MA for me, though, I suck!

blueerica · 03-11-2008, 10:46 AM

If this is MA weekend, would anyone be able to squeeze some room in for a visit from me? I could arrange myself around this event, as I have no ferret, and won't likely have time to take care of one for a week.

Prudence · 03-11-2008, 10:59 AM

The Prudence DL Visit Alert System wishes to advise you that if ferrets are illegal in California, this makes your job of avoiding the Disneyland Resort Area that much easier, as you will be required to leave the state April 12-16 to participate in Weasel Wash 2008.

Motorboat Cruiser · 03-11-2008, 11:05 AM

I'm wondering about the legality of group weasel washing.

Or maybe my mind has just found its way back to the gutter again.

Moonliner · 03-11-2008, 11:26 AM

I worry about a culture where people worry about legalities in their daydreams.

I shall be there in spirit with my albino ferret who goes by Mr. Ferret Man and the Animal control division of the state of California can eat my shorts.

DreadPirateRoberts · 03-11-2008, 11:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Prudence

If you do not already own or have access to a ferret, please make arrangements to purchase or borrow a ferret prior to April 12th so that you can arrange a priority weasel washing of five days in duration.

I think "weasel washing" is a codeword for some other behavior.

03-11-2008, 10:14 AM	#1
Prudence Beelzeboobs, Esq. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Gavel - I haz it Posts: 6,287	DL visit approaches - please procure your ferret ASAP This is your first warning from the Prudence DL Visit Alert System. Prudence will be visiting the Disneyland Resort Area in approximately one month. If you do not already own or have access to a ferret, please make arrangements to purchase or borrow a ferret prior to April 12th so that you can arrange a priority weasel washing of five days in duration. This will ensure that you will be otherwise occupied during Prudence's visit and will not be tempted to visit the Disneyland Resort Area during this dangerous time. Thank you in advance for your compliance with this directive. Your country and your theme park are depending on you. __________________ traguna macoities tracorum satis de
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03-11-2008, 10:25 AM	#2
BarTopDancer Prepping... Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Here, there, everywhere Posts: 11,405	Aren't ferrets illegal in CA? Do you have dates you will be in town? I have some matches that are burning a hole in my pocket. Ouch ouch ouch! __________________ Spork is the new MacGyver Postcards From My Edge
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03-11-2008, 10:34 AM	#3
Ponine Virgin Ears Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: San Diego Posts: 2,075	Umm... I have no idea what to say, but my first thought was... well ferrets are illegal here. But I do want to meet you this time. Even though I will not be participating in MA. I might have a plush weasel. I'll look. __________________ There's something strange, There's something wrong. I see a change - It's like when love dies.
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03-11-2008, 10:35 AM	#4
Alex . Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 13,354	So the first order of business is to hold a recall election for Arnold so that we can instead elect that guy on the Libertarian ticket whose top issue was ferret re-legalization.
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03-11-2008, 10:40 AM	#5
Snowflake lost in the fog Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: San Francisco Posts: 7,831	Got a hard date on errival? I might also make it down. No MA for me, though, I suck!
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03-11-2008, 10:46 AM	#6
blueerica Nueve Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 6,497	If this is MA weekend, would anyone be able to squeeze some room in for a visit from me? I could arrange myself around this event, as I have no ferret, and won't likely have time to take care of one for a week. __________________ Tomorrow is the day for you and me
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03-11-2008, 10:59 AM	#7
Prudence Beelzeboobs, Esq. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Gavel - I haz it Posts: 6,287	The Prudence DL Visit Alert System wishes to advise you that if ferrets are illegal in California, this makes your job of avoiding the Disneyland Resort Area that much easier, as you will be required to leave the state April 12-16 to participate in Weasel Wash 2008. __________________ traguna macoities tracorum satis de
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03-11-2008, 11:05 AM	#8
Motorboat Cruiser Cruiser of Motorboats Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: So Cal Posts: 3,665	I'm wondering about the legality of group weasel washing. Or maybe my mind has just found its way back to the gutter again.
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03-11-2008, 11:26 AM	#9
Moonliner 8/30/14 - Disneyland -10k or Bust. Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 9,022	I worry about a culture where people worry about legalities in their daydreams. I shall be there in spirit with my albino ferret who goes by Mr. Ferret Man and the Animal control division of the state of California can eat my shorts. __________________ - Taking it one step at a time.
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