My infant daughter doesn't look enough like a whore, what can I do?

SzczerbiakManiac · 06-28-2008, 11:28 AM

Why, put these on her, of course!

tracilicious · 06-28-2008, 01:09 PM

I can't find it online, but SNL did a hilarious baby thong commercial that would be perfect with those shoes.

JWBear · 06-28-2008, 02:49 PM

Oh good God! Will someone please sterilize these people!

flippyshark · 06-28-2008, 03:17 PM

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Originally Posted by tracilicious

I can't find it online, but SNL did a hilarious baby thong commercial that would be perfect with those shoes.

Here ya go. Life imitates art.

Deebs · 06-28-2008, 03:37 PM

Oh good heavens.

I only see the one image of a baby actually wearing them, all the rest are pictures of the shoes in the gifty handbag packaging.

But just thinking about sweet pudgy baby legs, shoved into those high heels is freakish and disturbing.

I did see that SNL episode with the thong diapers when it aired. Yes, I usually still watch SNL. And almost every week I ask myself why. Andy Samberg is cute? Is that a good enough reason?

Alex · 06-28-2008, 10:19 PM

High heels make you look like a whore?

ToriBear · 06-28-2008, 10:42 PM

P-pink heels!? Those are my worst nightmare!

RStar · 06-28-2008, 11:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Alex

High heels make you look like a whore?

Perhaps not like a whore, but I would look rather silly......

LashStoat · 06-28-2008, 11:33 PM

I once saw a TV-forum style show where Mothers (note: no Fathers) were defending the whole beauty pageant culture that seems to have taken an incredibly strong foothold in the USA. They even had toddler boys doing the bump and grind a la Chippendales.

IMO (nsfw & Pageant Mothers - do not read) ...

Spoiler:

Love and hugs,

The Stoat XXX.

Gemini Cricket · 06-28-2008, 11:57 PM

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Her first high heels.

Oy.

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Deebs ... Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 961	Oh good heavens. I only see the one image of a baby actually wearing them, all the rest are pictures of the shoes in the gifty handbag packaging. But just thinking about sweet pudgy baby legs, shoved into those high heels is freakish and disturbing. I did see that SNL episode with the thong diapers when it aired. Yes, I usually still watch SNL. And almost every week I ask myself why. Andy Samberg is cute? Is that a good enough reason?
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LashStoat There's a hole in the Bin Liner... Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Merry Old Land of OZ. Posts: 428	I once saw a TV-forum style show where Mothers (note: no Fathers) were defending the whole beauty pageant culture that seems to have taken an incredibly strong foothold in the USA. They even had toddler boys doing the bump and grind a la Chippendales. IMO (nsfw & Pageant Mothers - do not read) ... Spoiler: It was really disturbing on so many levels...the Mothers dress like absolute uber-whores; you can see them living their ambitions through these kids. The kiddy-porn pedophilia crowd must think it a freakin' smorgasbord. Few things in life disgust me to the core...but this part of American culture is beyond the pale. ...and then there was Jonbenet - and even that didn't drive the message home. Couldn't these bored middle-American housewives just buy a fvcking cabbage patch doll and knock 'emselves out with the whole makeup and clothing rig??? Hell, they could even have sex with them and nobody would care. Love and hugs, The Stoat XXX. Last edited by LashStoat : 06-28-2008 at 11:39 PM.
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