Swimwear for the Well-Endowed Man

Disneyphile · 08-28-2008, 04:24 PM

I kid you not.

And, sorry, but they've seriously gotta be packing tennis balls here, because those can't be natural...

(Mostly safe for work - shows some butt and, um... rather large wrapped packages.)

My favorite is the blue "hot pant" style at the bottom. I can't stop laughing my ass off!

alphabassettgrrl · 08-28-2008, 04:32 PM

The *flopper*???? OMFG. I'm not sure that I want to know what "pumper" means.

Tom · 08-28-2008, 04:33 PM

DP, your avatar makes all of your posts even more entertaining than they used to be.

innerSpaceman · 08-28-2008, 04:49 PM

Heheh, SuPeR K! called my new swimsuit the "Hello Pouch" and, yeah, it accentuates my rather ... everybody now ... alarming package.

Disneyphile · 08-28-2008, 04:52 PM

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Originally Posted by innerSpaceman

Heheh, SuPeR K! called my new swimsuit the "Hello Pouch" and, yeah, it accentuates my rather ... everybody now ... alarming package.

Does it even begin to match up to this???

innerSpaceman · 08-28-2008, 04:53 PM

No.

But, then again, mine's real.

Betty · 08-28-2008, 04:55 PM

ok - I really am LOLing here. I would have thought that the narrowly front cut one would make me giggle - but like you - I got down to the shiny blue one and was just... um.... I'm not quite sure. Somehow unable to look away... sort of like when you drive by an accident.

Betty · 08-28-2008, 04:57 PM

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Originally Posted by innerSpaceman

No.

But, then again, mine's real.

Wait - you mean that arm sized package isn't real? How can you tell?

Disneyphile · 08-28-2008, 04:58 PM

I know. It's like a therapy harness for elephantiasis or something!

LashStoat · 08-28-2008, 05:27 PM

It looks like a satin tennis racket cover.

08-28-2008, 04:24 PM	#1
Disneyphile SQUIRREL! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: On the curbside. Posts: 5,098	Swimwear for the Well-Endowed Man I kid you not. And, sorry, but they've seriously gotta be packing tennis balls here, because those can't be natural... (Mostly safe for work - shows some butt and, um... rather large wrapped packages.) My favorite is the blue "hot pant" style at the bottom. I can't stop laughing my ass off!
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08-28-2008, 04:32 PM	#2
alphabassettgrrl Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,978	The flopper???? OMFG. I'm not sure that I want to know what "pumper" means. __________________ Why cycling? Anything [sport] that had to do with a ball, I wasn't very good at. -Lance Armstrong
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08-28-2008, 04:33 PM	#3
Tom Valued member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 541	DP, your avatar makes all of your posts even more entertaining than they used to be.
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08-28-2008, 04:49 PM	#4
innerSpaceman Kink of Swank Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Inner Space Posts: 13,075	Heheh, SuPeR K! called my new swimsuit the "Hello Pouch" and, yeah, it accentuates my rather ... everybody now ... alarming package.
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08-28-2008, 04:53 PM	#6
innerSpaceman Kink of Swank Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Inner Space Posts: 13,075	No. But, then again, mine's real.
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08-28-2008, 04:55 PM	#7
Betty Kicking up my heels! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: The Silver State Posts: 3,783	ok - I really am LOLing here. I would have thought that the narrowly front cut one would make me giggle - but like you - I got down to the shiny blue one and was just... um.... I'm not quite sure. Somehow unable to look away... sort of like when you drive by an accident. __________________ Nee Stell Thue
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08-28-2008, 04:58 PM	#9
Disneyphile SQUIRREL! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: On the curbside. Posts: 5,098	I know. It's like a therapy harness for elephantiasis or something!
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08-28-2008, 05:27 PM	#10
LashStoat There's a hole in the Bin Liner... Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Merry Old Land of OZ. Posts: 428	It looks like a satin tennis racket cover.
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