Bad Baby Names

SzczerbiakManiac · 04-20-2005, 11:59 AM

Look what these parents named their child. That's just mean.

Have you come across any names that make you want to slap the parents who inflicted it?

Claire · 04-20-2005, 12:16 PM

Urhines Kendall Icy Eight Special K

OMG! I've never laughed SO hard in my life!!!

That poor baby thing!! I had to post the name, in case people don't click on the link. It's freaking hilarious!!!

I subbed in this one classroom sorta in the 'hood one day, and I had this group of kids.....I could pronounce ONE name with confidence out of 16. ONE. There was one little girl whose name was Deloquacious, and I could pronounce that. The rest were WAY funky!!! And I never knew if they were boy names or girl names.....I was so lost. If I sub in there again, I'll copy down the names and post them. FUNKY.

SusieP. · 04-20-2005, 12:33 PM

Your Highness? Are you kidding me? And they live in Kansas? Who are these people and what were they thinking?

SzczerbiakManiac · 04-20-2005, 12:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Claire

If I sub in there again, I'll copy down the names and post them. FUNKY.

Please do, I'd love to see them.

Not Afraid · 04-20-2005, 12:53 PM

Urhines Kendall Icy Eight Special K

In other words:

Royal PITA Dad Rap Star Lucky Number Cereal

Let's just call him WTF for short.

SusieP. · 04-20-2005, 01:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Not Afraid

Urhines Kendall Icy Eight Special K

In other words:

Royal PITA Dad Rap Star Lucky Number Cereal

Let's just call him WTF for short.

I think that's it, in a nutshell! At one of my schools I had a little girl by the first name of Princess, but that's as weird as I can remember.

Not Afraid · 04-20-2005, 01:26 PM

I saw a little girl (and her twin) with embroidered Mickey ears on. One was named Mia and the other Brooklyn.

Brooklyn? There were 6 children al together. I was wondering if one of the boys was named Harlem and the baby's name was Flatbush.

Cadaverous Pallor · 04-20-2005, 01:26 PM

This year I have a Brooke-Lynn at my school. For God's sake, just spell it Brooklyn, if that's what you want her to be called.

Weird names are a pet peeve of mine. I also hate trendy names. Grr.

Cadaverous Pallor · 04-20-2005, 01:27 PM

OMG, we posted at the same time!

Not Afraid · 04-20-2005, 01:28 PM

No. I posted before you!

04-20-2005, 11:59 AM	#1
SzczerbiakManiac "ZER-bee-ak" Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,409	Bad Baby Names Look what these parents named their child. That's just mean. Have you come across any names that make you want to slap the parents who inflicted it?
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04-20-2005, 12:16 PM	#2
Claire Shagilicious Disneyland!! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Fulfilling my destiny..... Posts: 740	Urhines Kendall Icy Eight Special K OMG! I've never laughed SO hard in my life!!! That poor baby thing!! I had to post the name, in case people don't click on the link. It's freaking hilarious!!! I subbed in this one classroom sorta in the 'hood one day, and I had this group of kids.....I could pronounce ONE name with confidence out of 16. ONE. There was one little girl whose name was Deloquacious, and I could pronounce that. The rest were WAY funky!!! And I never knew if they were boy names or girl names.....I was so lost. If I sub in there again, I'll copy down the names and post them. FUNKY. __________________ Miles: It tastes like the back of a fing L.A. school bus. Now they probably didn't de-stem, hoping for some semblance of concentration, crushed it up with leaves and mice, and then wound up with this rancid tar and turpentine bull**. Fin' Raid. Jack: Tastes pretty good to me.
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04-20-2005, 12:33 PM	#3
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04-20-2005, 12:53 PM	#5
Not Afraid HI! Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 17,108	Urhines Kendall Icy Eight Special K In other words: Royal PITA Dad Rap Star Lucky Number Cereal Let's just call him WTF for short.
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04-20-2005, 01:26 PM	#7
Not Afraid HI! Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 17,108	I saw a little girl (and her twin) with embroidered Mickey ears on. One was named Mia and the other Brooklyn. Brooklyn? There were 6 children al together. I was wondering if one of the boys was named Harlem and the baby's name was Flatbush.
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04-20-2005, 01:26 PM	#8
Cadaverous Pallor ohhhh baby Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Parental Bliss Posts: 12,364	This year I have a Brooke-Lynn at my school. For God's sake, just spell it Brooklyn, if that's what you want her to be called. Weird names are a pet peeve of mine. I also hate trendy names. Grr. __________________ The second star to the right shines in the night for you
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Cadaverous Pallor ohhhh baby Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Parental Bliss Posts: 12,364	OMG, we posted at the same time! __________________ The second star to the right shines in the night for you
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04-20-2005, 01:28 PM	#10
Not Afraid HI! Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 17,108	No. I posted before you!
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