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Ghoulish Delight · 04-22-2005, 08:13 AM

How does a blonde turn on the light after having sex?

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What's the difference between a dead lawyer in the road and a dead snake in the road?

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TB or not TB, that is the question.
Cunsumption be done about it?
Of corpse, of corpse,
But not for a lung, lung time.

scaeagles · 04-22-2005, 08:18 AM

A blonde, brunette, and redhead are expecting and at the OB/GYN office.

The brunette was excited. "When we did it, my husband was on top, so we're having a boy."

The redhead was also excited. "Well, when we did it, I was on top, so we're having a girl."

Suddenly the blonde bursts into tears. The others ask what is wrong. She exclaims "I'm going to have a puppy!"

Kevy Baby · 04-22-2005, 10:28 PM

Why are all blonde jokes one liners?

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Kevy Baby · 04-22-2005, 10:31 PM

I know what's missing here...

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your front door step?

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in your pool?

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall?

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Tramspotter · 04-23-2005, 12:44 AM

Can't forget the

Yo Momma's soooo... (genre)

Fat that

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Ugly that

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Teeth are so yellow that

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Stupid that

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Mousey Girl · 04-23-2005, 12:51 AM

What does a Lion in the desert and Christmas have in common? .

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Not Afraid · 04-23-2005, 01:14 AM

What do do you yell from your car to a one legged man on the street?

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Tref · 04-23-2005, 02:12 AM

My two favorite things to do in the bathroom:

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Kevy Baby · 04-23-2005, 06:17 AM

Why can't elephants ride a bike?

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Kevy Baby · 04-23-2005, 06:19 AM

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree?

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Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?

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Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?

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I can't remember the good jokes. Just lame-assed crap like this.

04-22-2005, 08:13 AM	#41
Ghoulish Delight I Floop the Pig Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Alternative Swankstyle Posts: 19,348	How does a blonde turn on the light after having sex? Spoiler: Opens the car door. What's the difference between a dead lawyer in the road and a dead snake in the road? Spoiler: There are skid marks in front of the snake. TB or not TB, that is the question. Cunsumption be done about it? Of corpse, of corpse, But not for a lung, lung time. __________________ 'He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me.' -TJ
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04-22-2005, 08:18 AM	#42
scaeagles I LIKE! Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 7,819	A blonde, brunette, and redhead are expecting and at the OB/GYN office. The brunette was excited. "When we did it, my husband was on top, so we're having a boy." The redhead was also excited. "Well, when we did it, I was on top, so we're having a girl." Suddenly the blonde bursts into tears. The others ask what is wrong. She exclaims "I'm going to have a puppy!"
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04-22-2005, 10:28 PM	#43
Kevy Baby Chowder Head Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Yes Posts: 18,500	Why are all blonde jokes one liners? Spoiler: So men can understand them __________________ The thing about quotes on the internet is that you cannot verify their validity. - Abraham Lincoln
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04-22-2005, 10:31 PM	#44
Kevy Baby Chowder Head Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Yes Posts: 18,500	I know what's missing here... What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your front door step? Spoiler: Matt What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in your pool? Spoiler: Bob What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall? Spoiler: Art __________________ The thing about quotes on the internet is that you cannot verify their validity. - Abraham Lincoln
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04-23-2005, 12:44 AM	#45
Tramspotter Show me on the bear. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: LA Posts: 445	Can't forget the Yo Momma's soooo... (genre) Fat that Spoiler: bitch jumped in the air and got stuck Spoiler: her blood type is Ragu Spoiler: when she has to haul ass takes her 3 trips Spoiler: Yo daddy had to roll over 4 times cause the first 3 he was still on her Ugly that Spoiler: When she having sex the only question is paper or plastic Spoiler: when she was a kid the only way that the dog would play with her is that they tied a porkchop round her neck Teeth are so yellow that Spoiler: when she smiles traffic slows Spoiler: Bitch spits butter Stupid that Spoiler: she triped on her cordless phone Spoiler: she stared at a box of orange juice for over an hour cause the box said concentrate
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04-23-2005, 12:51 AM	#46
Mousey Girl Just Me Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: In The Flagon With The Dragon Posts: 2,437	What does a Lion in the desert and Christmas have in common? . Spoiler: The both have Sandy Claws!!!
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04-23-2005, 01:14 AM	#47
Not Afraid HI! Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 17,108	What do do you yell from your car to a one legged man on the street? Spoiler: Hop in!
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04-23-2005, 02:12 AM	#48
Tref Not Tref Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 2,188	My two favorite things to do in the bathroom: Spoiler: No. 1 Spoiler: And No. 2 __________________ Tref3.0 Listen in aural 3-D to Pop's muzak! (New songs added semi-bi-daily) j & j Did you know that Emas eht yltcaxe is exactly the same spelled backwards?! Last edited by Tref : 04-23-2005 at 02:13 AM. Reason: Feed Belford
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04-23-2005, 06:17 AM	#49
Kevy Baby Chowder Head Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Yes Posts: 18,500	Why can't elephants ride a bike? Spoiler: Because they don't have a thumb to ring the bell. __________________ The thing about quotes on the internet is that you cannot verify their validity. - Abraham Lincoln
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04-23-2005, 06:19 AM	#50
Kevy Baby Chowder Head Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Yes Posts: 18,500	Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Spoiler: Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Spoiler: Because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Spoiler: Peer pressure _______________________________ I can't remember the good jokes. Just lame-assed crap like this. __________________ The thing about quotes on the internet is that you cannot verify their validity. - Abraham Lincoln
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