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		 Thought my daughter was missing....of course not she was visiting with friends and her phone was dead! 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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	Diane "Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy." - George Carlin 1937-2008 DISNEY IS FINALLY PAYING ME BACK......STILL OWES ME ABOUT (oh, wait....way too much)!  | 
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		 Thank you - I think I will like it as well.  I can't see without my glasses and I hit all the wrong buttons.  Tomorrow will be more sucessful I hope. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 I fell off the front porch. Without the aid of any alcohol. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 Well I bet you learned your lesson. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 Hah! But what I want to know is ... 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
	did you faceplant as spectacularly as your neighbor when she biffed it the other day? Also, I assume you are ok, right? Moonie, I am so sorry about yer laptop. KS, it's not as bad as if you'd lost the iPod itself, so you're still good. Wolfy, I am so dreading the teenage years. My daughter sends texts with alarming speed and frequency. Although she is small for her age, she is sharp, and looks and reminds me of a teenager. I'm just glad she is still affectionate with me. I will be so sad when she is too cool to hug and kiss me. ![]() As far as adding something new to the thread, today at least, I have done nothing too embarrassingly Stpid.  | 
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		 I didn't faceplant, thankfully. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 I've been out of milk (I know, bizarre, right!) for a couple days now. It wasn't so bad yesterday because I was at a BBQ all day, but I was hankering for some late last night. So on the way home from work today, I stopped at Costco and, among other things, bought six gallons of the liquid white stuff. When I opened the trunk of my car to stow them for the trip home, I immediately saw the two gallons I had purchased, and promptly forgot about, Saturday evening which had been sitting there the whole time. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
	Amazingly enough though, they may still be salvageable. I brought them inside, opened one, carefully sniffed, and it didn't smell sour. Then I took a cautious sip and though warm, did not taste not sour. I immediately put them in the freezer and will keep one bricked and perhaps be able to drink them both after all. I still feel like a moron, but at least it may not be a total waste of money.  | 
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		 I thought I'd left my credit card at a store after making a purpose.  I went back, had them hunt around for the card, they couldn't find it.  
		
	
		
		
		
		
			Turns out I had just put it in a part of my wallet that it had no earthly business being in. No idea what I was thinking when I put it there. Once again, I blame the DayQuil. 
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