Are you a Genius?

[Capt Jack]

Im just gonna cut to the chase

Are you a Genius?

nope

[Strangler Lewis]

Well, I'm pretty sure I've crossed the genius line, but I'll keep plodding like a f*cking idiot.

[Strangler Lewis]

That's what I got.

Spoiler:

1 26 L of the A 26 letters of the alphabet
2 7 D of the W 7 days of the week
3 7 W of the W 7 wonders of the world
4 12 S of the Z 12 signs of the zodiac
5 66 B of the B 66 books of the Bible
6 52 C in a P (WJs) 52 cards in a ?deck? (without jokers)
7 13 S in the USF 13 stars in the United States flag
?8 18 H on a G C 18 hours on a grandfather clock
9 39 B of the O T 39 books of the Old Testament
10 5 T on a F 5 toes on a foot
11 90 D in a R A
12 3 B M (S H T R) 3 blind mice (see how they run)
13 32 is the T in D F at which W F 32 is the temperature in degrees Fahrenheit at
which water freezes
14 15 P in a R T 15 players in a rugby team
15 3 W on a T
?16 100 C in a R 100 companies in a regiment
17 11 P in a F (S) T 11 players in a football (soccer) team
18 12 M in a Y 12 months in a year
?19 13=UFS 13=unlucky for some
20 8 T on a O 8 tentacles on an octupus
21 29 D in F in a L Y 29 days in February in a leap year
22 27 B in the N T 27 books in the New Testament
23 365 D in a Y 365 days in a year
?24 13 L in a B D 13 leads in a bridge deck
25 52 W in a Y 52 weeks in a year
26 9 L of a C 9 lives of a cat
27 60 M in a H 60 minutes in a hour
?28 23 P of C in the H B 23 points of contention in the Holy Bible
29 64 S on a C B 64 squares on a chess board
30 9 P in S A
31 6 B to an O in C six balls to an over in cricket (wouldn’t have thought of cricket
w/o Alex’s hint)
32 1000 Y in a M 1000 years in a millennium
33 15 M on a D M C 15 men on a dead man’s chest

[Strangler Lewis]

Originally Posted by Morrigoon

Perhaps Nephy can check my answers?

Spoiler:

No. Cryptic Answer
0 24 H in a D 24 Hours in a Day

1 26 L of the A letters of the alphabet
2 7 D of the W days of the week
3 7 W of the W wonders of the world
4 12 S of the Z signs of the zodiac
5 66 B of the B books of the bible
6 52 C in a P (WJs)
7 13 S in the USF stripes in the united states flag
8 18 H on a G C
9 39 B of the O T books of the old testament
10 5 T on a F
11 90 D in a R A degrees in a right angle
12 3 B M (S H T R)
13 32 is the T in D F at which W F temp. in degrees farenheit at which water freezes
14 15 P in a R T people in a rugby team
15 3 W on a T wheels on a tricycle
16 100 C in a R
17 11 P in a F (S) T people in a football (soccer) team
18 12 M in a Y months in a year
19 13=UFS
20 8 T on a O tentacles on an octopus
21 29 D in F in a L Y days in February in a leap year
22 27 B in the N T books in the new testament
23 365 D in a Y days in a year
24 13 L in a B D loaves in a baker's dozen
25 52 W in a Y weeks in a year
26 9 L of a C lives of a cat
27 60 M in a H minutes in an hour
28 23 P of C in the H B psalms of christ in the holy bible
29 64 S on a C B
30 9 P in S A
31 6 B to an O in C
32 1000 Y in a M
33 15 M on a D M C men on a dead man's chest

If my answers are correct, this quiz is pretty heavily bent in favor of Christians. There's stuff here I had to guess at and google search to see if my guesses fit.

I thought of the same answer for 28, but rejected it as too audacious.

[JWBear]

#8 is:

Spoiler:

Holes on a Golf Course.

[Strangler Lewis]

Yes, one feels rather stupid about that one. If one is me, said Pooh.

[Tref]

The only good thing about being a genius that I can see is that you apparently have a lot of free time to do puzzles.

[lashbear]

I got them all right.

[Cadaverous Pallor]

If MENSA thinks a test like that shows intelligence in an objective fashion, I doubt that MENSA is actually composed of geniuses.

[Strangler Lewis]

I agree. It's not like it's an SAT test test.