Happy Birthday 3894! - Page 3

Strangler Lewis · 07-01-2009, 08:47 PM

Hope you had a great birthday.

Gn2Dlnd · 07-01-2009, 08:54 PM

"Where are the cupcakes?" She didn't sound happy.

She asked him again, "Where are the cupcakes I bought for my birthday party? There were a hundred cupcakes here, and now there are only six, what happened?"

He came in from the other room, "Well, there was this brownie troop..."

"A brownie troop?"

"Well, maybe it was a platoon, I don't know what brownies come in."

"So this brownie 'platoon' has what, exactly, to do with my cupcakes?"

"Well, they were dropping off flyers - "

"Yes, I see the flyer, 'Fourth of July Brownie Jamberoo and Cake Walk Fundraiser.'"

" - And taking donations. Of cake."

"So, you gave them my cupcakes."

"No, I gave them that fruitcake leftover from Christmas!"

"Uh-huh, so, what happened to the cupcakes?"

"It was one of the little girl's birthday, I figured we could pick up some more before your party."

"Well, how many of the little locusts were there?"

"Thirty."

"So, out of a hundred cupcakes, you're telling me thirty ate ninety-four?"

"Yeah, they seemed hungry."

"Well, great. Before I leave for the store, and you ARE paying half, what was the darling birthday glutton's name?"

"Helen, she said."

ToriBear · 07-01-2009, 11:53 PM

Happy Birthday!

Capt Jack · 07-02-2009, 08:11 AM

belated birthday wishes for joy and continued....erm....birthdays

Cadaverous Pallor · 07-02-2009, 08:46 AM

"Package," said the UPS delivery man. He strode in carrying a large brown box. She signed for it. Without looking up, he asked "last name please."

"3894" came the answer. He looked up for a moment, thought about asking a question, then thought better of it and left.

She was puzzled. Who would have remembered? As she read the label a grin warmed her face. "It's from the LoT!"

A moment later she had torn through the tape and protective packaging. "What could it be.....ah, a beagle picture frame, so cute...a lovely journal...and ooh, some new yarn! I needed this color. One more thing...oh. It's...it's a book on bacon themed knits. Right. Well, aren't they the thoughful bunch."

Happy Birthday, Helen. (Hey, I bought the journal.)

Disneyphile · 07-02-2009, 03:09 PM

Happy birthday to you!

Gemini Cricket · 07-02-2009, 04:02 PM

Happy Birthday, 3894!

Sohrshah · 07-02-2009, 07:42 PM

Happy Birthday!

Tom · 07-02-2009, 10:16 PM

Happy birthday!

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Strangler Lewis Doing The Job Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: In a state Posts: 3,956	Hope you had a great birthday. __________________ Live now-pay later. Diner's Club!
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07-01-2009, 08:54 PM	#23
Gn2Dlnd Parmmadore Jim Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Casita del Queso Posts: 3,810	"Where are the cupcakes?" She didn't sound happy. She asked him again, "Where are the cupcakes I bought for my birthday party? There were a hundred cupcakes here, and now there are only six, what happened?" He came in from the other room, "Well, there was this brownie troop..." "A brownie troop?" "Well, maybe it was a platoon, I don't know what brownies come in." "So this brownie 'platoon' has what, exactly, to do with my cupcakes?" "Well, they were dropping off flyers - " "Yes, I see the flyer, 'Fourth of July Brownie Jamberoo and Cake Walk Fundraiser.'" " - And taking donations. Of cake." "So, you gave them my cupcakes." "No, I gave them that fruitcake leftover from Christmas!" "Uh-huh, so, what happened to the cupcakes?" "It was one of the little girl's birthday, I figured we could pick up some more before your party." "Well, how many of the little locusts were there?" "Thirty." "So, out of a hundred cupcakes, you're telling me thirty ate ninety-four?" "Yeah, they seemed hungry." "Well, great. Before I leave for the store, and you ARE paying half, what was the darling birthday glutton's name?" "Helen, she said." __________________ Does anyone still wear a hat?
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Capt Jack check your head Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 4,174	belated birthday wishes for joy and continued....erm....birthdays __________________ a clear conscience is a sure sign of a fuzzy memory
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07-02-2009, 08:46 AM	#26
Cadaverous Pallor ohhhh baby Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Parental Bliss Posts: 12,364	"Package," said the UPS delivery man. He strode in carrying a large brown box. She signed for it. Without looking up, he asked "last name please." "3894" came the answer. He looked up for a moment, thought about asking a question, then thought better of it and left. She was puzzled. Who would have remembered? As she read the label a grin warmed her face. "It's from the LoT!" A moment later she had torn through the tape and protective packaging. "What could it be.....ah, a beagle picture frame, so cute...a lovely journal...and ooh, some new yarn! I needed this color. One more thing...oh. It's...it's a book on bacon themed knits. Right. Well, aren't they the thoughful bunch." Happy Birthday, Helen. (Hey, I bought the journal.)
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07-02-2009, 03:09 PM	#27
Disneyphile SQUIRREL! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: On the curbside. Posts: 5,098	Happy birthday to you!
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Gemini Cricket ... Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 13,244	Happy Birthday, 3894!
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Sohrshah Purveyor of Fine Blue People Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Orange County, CA Posts: 358	Happy Birthday!
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Tom Valued member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 541	Happy birthday!
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