Great White Shart spotted off coast of Malibu

[BarTopDancer]

Originally Posted by flippyshark

I have read the first three - Honestly, I was stunned by how awful the first book was, but it was a really entertaining kind of awful. (Steve Alten seems to agree - he rewrote the first book for subsequent publication. I haven't read this revised version yet.) The Trench was just deadly dull to me, but that didn't stop me from reading the third book, Primal Waters, which I enjoyed a lot more, in spite of its breathless present tense narrative device. So, guilty pleasures indeed, and I will get around to Hell's Aquarium soon. I'm not proud. That said, I would be first in line if they really made a big budget MEG movie - an event that seems to get less and less likely all the time.

Oh, maybe I should put the revised book on my to-read list. I know Hell's Aquarium is going to be just as campy/bad as the rest but I want to see how it ends, or supposedly ends. And I'd be in line to see the big budget MEG movie too, in it's awful glory.

[Strangler Lewis]

Originally Posted by Cadaverous Pallor

Wow, that is BAD.

I didn't know Javier Bardem started out in Bollywood shark movies.

[Ghoulish Delight]

I spotted a Tiger Shart (make sure you read to the end)

[flippyshark]

Originally Posted by BarTopDancer

Oh, maybe I should put the revised book on my to-read list. I know Hell's Aquarium is going to be just as campy/bad as the rest but I want to see how it ends, or supposedly ends. And I'd be in line to see the big budget MEG movie too, in it's awful glory.

If the Amazon reviews are any indication, Hell's Aquarium will not be the end.

[BarTopDancer]

Originally Posted by flippyshark

Yes, I will watch any movie that has sharks. I can hardly wait to see Mega Shark Vs. Giant Octopus with Deborah Gibson and Lorenzo Lamas (who has already starred in a lame shark movie or two).

Originally Posted by flippyshark

And now, I have to take back my next to last post - I was thinking of Spring Break Shark Attack. i've actually never seen or heard of Malibu Shark Attack. Sheesh, another bad shark movie I need to go find.

Both movies have been on SciFi all weekend.

They are beyond terrible yet I couldn't turn either of them off.

[flippyshark]

Originally Posted by BarTopDancer

Both movies have been on SciFi all weekend.

They are beyond terrible yet I couldn't turn either of them off.

If only I had known, it would have been a party.