Is there a positive spin to this?

[sleepyjeff]

Originally Posted by Ghoulish Delight

You should get more sleep. Maybe you should see someone about a more comfortable matress.

Good one...

[wendybeth]

Originally Posted by sleepyjeff

When my Son turned 4 I wrote on his bowling pin(yes, he had a bowling party even though we are not from Vantucky) "4 more years"......It didn't mean anything except that I was exhausted and didn't know what the heck I was doing

It meant you dug the past four years enough to sign up for the next four. It meant you loved him. You may have been tired, but I know exactly what you meant. We're coming up on number ten for our girl, and I may just write on her cake "and ten more!"

[Ghoulish Delight]

Originally Posted by wendybeth

It meant you dug the past four years enough to sign up for the next four. It meant you loved him. You may have been tired, but I know exactly what you meant. We're coming up on number ten for our girl, and I may just write on her cake "and ten more!"

That'll make her 20th birthday a bit awkward when you have to kill her to make good on your promise.

[Moonliner]

Originally Posted by sleepyjeff

It didn't mean anything except that I was exhausted and didn't know what the heck I was doing

Humm, perhaps that helps to explain the card I received last year, It just said: Redrum, Redrum, Redrum....

[wendybeth]

Originally Posted by Ghoulish Delight

That'll make her 20th birthday a bit awkward when you have to kill her to make good on your promise.

Lol! No, but hopefully by then she'll have her own place- like a college dorm room.

[Tref]

Originally Posted by Moonliner

Attached to the card was a note that I'm having trouble ascertaining what it was trying to say. It reads:

"Remember, you are the youngest son".

While I do have an older brother, I just can't figure why my dad would put that (and only that) message on my card.

Look underneath the postage stamp. Perhaps he wr'it the answer to the riddle on the stamps back so as to fool the warden (assuming your papa is in prison.)

I rec'd a letter from my father when he was illegally held at Guantanamo Bay. He said the usual, having a great time, treated well, etc. But at the bottom of his letter he wr'it: Son, you may want to add the stamps on this letter to your prized collection.

I thought it odd as I didn't have a stamp collection, at least one that was prized, so I peeled the stamps off and read the back. To my shock he wr'it:

Spoiler:

They've cut out my tongue!

On the second stamp he wr'it:

Spoiler:

And the food is lousy!

My advice --check the stamp!

[Name]

could be worse, he coulda wrote, "well son, you're one year closer to dying"

[Moonliner]

Originally Posted by Name

could be worse, he coulda wrote, "well son, you're one year closer to dying"

Wow! What a coincidence, that's the card I sent him last year.

[wendybeth]

Originally Posted by Moonliner

Wow! What a coincidence, that's the card I sent him last year.

Well, you might have included that little tidbit of info in your op.

He's definitely cutting your ass outa the will.

[Kevy Baby]

Originally Posted by wendybeth

He's definitely cutting your ass outa the will.

The rest of your body is still in, but the ass is definitely out!